Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 03, April 16, 1870Various
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Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 03, April 16, 1870
Various
American wit and humor -- Periodicals
In his "Hints" PUNCHINELLO always desires to remember the peculiar needs
of the ladies, and will now tell them something that he is sure will
please them. They have all found, in the course of their shopping, that
it is exceedingly difficult to procure at the dry goods stores, any sort
of fabric which is so woven as to fit the figure, and they must have
frequently experienced the necessity of cutting their purchases into
variously-shaped pieces and fastening them together again by means of a
thread. Here is an admirable plan for accomplishing this object. Take a
piece of fine steel wire and sharpen one end of it. Now bore a hole in
the other end, in which insert the thread. If the edges of the cloth are
now placed together, and the wire is forced through them, the operator
will find, to her delight and surprise, that the thread will readily
follow it. If the wire is thus passed through the stuff, backward and
forward, a great many times, the edges will be firmly united. It will
be necessary, on the occasion of the first puncture, to form a hard
convolution at the free end of the thread, so as to prevent it passing
entirely through. This method will be found much more convenient than
the plan of punching holes in the stuff and then sticking the ends
of the thread through them. In the latter case, the thread is almost
certain to curl up, and cause great annoyance.
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Dies Iræ.
The Philadelphia _Day_, on account of the immense success of
PUNCHINELLO.
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Sporting Query.
Was the fight between the "blondes" and STOREY of Chicago a Fair fight?
* * * * *
Prospect of a Short Water Supply Next Summer.
A convention of milk dealers met this week at Croton Falls to prevent
the adulteration of milk by City dealers.
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LATEST FROM WASHINGTON.
Commissioner Piegan, of Montana, submits the outline of a treaty with
the Indians, which embraces the following provisions, (the embracing of
provisions being strictly in character:)
1. No infant under three months of age, and no old man over one hundred
and ten, to be killed by either party in battle.
All women to be killed on sight.
Where the small-pox is raging, the field to be left to the Small-Pox.
2. Presents to Indians to consist chiefly of arms, ammunition, and
whisky.
3. Liquor-sellers and apostles to be encouraged on equal terms.
4. Amateur sportsmen to be warned against killing Indians during the
breeding season.
5. Quakers and VINCENT COLLYER to be assigned to duty at Washington.
6. Four months' notice to be given of any intended attack on a White
camp.
7. In scalping a lady, the rights of property in waterfall and switch to
be sacredly regarded.
8. Declarations of love (during a campaign) to be submitted in writing.
9. The usual atrocities to be observed by both parties.
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