Quality Street: A ComedyBarrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
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Quality Street: A Comedy
Barrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
Comedy plays; Courtship -- Drama; Single women -- Drama; Sisters -- Drama; Women teachers -- Drama
VALENTINE. When the other men talked of their homes, Miss Susan, I
thought of this room. (_Looking about him._) Maps--desks--heigho!
But still it is the same dear room. I have often dreamt, Miss Susan,
that I came back to it in muddy shoes. (_Seeing her alarm._) I have
not, you know! Miss Susan, I rejoice to find no change in you; and
Miss Phoebe--Miss Phoebe of the ringlets--I hope there be as little
change in her?
MISS SUSAN (_painfully_). Phoebe of the ringlets! Ah, Captain Brown,
you need not expect to see her.
VALENTINE. She is not here? I vow it spoils all my home-coming.
(_At this moment the door of the other room is filing open and_ PHOEBE
_rushes out, followed by_ WILLIAM SMITH _who is brandishing the cane_.
VALENTINE _takes in the situation, and without looking at_ PHOEBE
_seizes_ WILLIAM _by the collar and marches him out of the school._)
MISS SUSAN. Phoebe, did you see who it is?
PHOEBE. I saw. (_In a sudden tremor._) Susan, I have lost all my
looks.
(_The pupils are crowding in from_ MISS SUSAN'S _room and she orders
them back and goes with them_. VALENTINE _returns, and speaks as he
enters, not recognising_ PHOEBE, _whose back is to him._)
VALENTINE. A young reprobate, madam, but I have deposited him on the
causeway. I fear--
(_He stops, puzzled because the lady has covered her face with her
hands._)
PHOEBE. Captain Brown.
VALENTINE. Miss Phoebe, it is you?
(_He goes to her, but he cannot help showing that her appearance is a
shock to him._)
PHOEBE (_without bitterness_). Yes, I have changed very much, I have
not worn well, Captain Brown.
VALENTINE (_awkwardly_). We--we are both older, Miss Phoebe.
(_He holds out his hand warmly, with affected high spirits._)
PHOEBE (_smiling reproachfully_). It was both hands when you went
away. (_He has to show that his left hand is gone; she is overcome._)
I did not know. (_She presses the empty sleeve in remorse._) You
never mentioned it in your letters.
VALENTINE (_now grown rather stern_). Miss Phoebe, what did you omit
from your letters that you had such young blackguards as that to
terrify you?
PHOEBE. He is the only one. Most of them are dear children; and this
is the last day of the term.
VALENTINE. Ah, ma'am, if only you had invested all your money as you
laid out part by my advice. What a monstrous pity you did not.
PHOEBE. We never thought of it.
VALENTINE. You look so tired.
PHOEBE. I have the headache to-day.
VALENTINE. You did not use to have the headache. Curse those dear
children.
PHOEBE (_bravely_). Nay, do not distress yourself about me. Tell me
of yourself. We are so proud of the way in which you won your
commission. Will you leave the army now?
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