Quality Street: A ComedyBarrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
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Quality Street: A Comedy
Barrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
Comedy plays; Courtship -- Drama; Single women -- Drama; Sisters -- Drama; Women teachers -- Drama
VALENTINE. Yes; and I have some intention of pursuing again the old
life in Quality Street. (_He is not a man who has reflected much. He
has come back thinking that all the adventures have been his, and that
the old life in Quality Street has waited, as in a sleep, to be resumed
on the day of his return._) I came here in such high spirits, Miss
Phoebe.
PHOEBE (_with a wry smile_). The change in me depresses you.
VALENTINE. I was in hopes that you and Miss Susan would be going to
the ball. I had brought cards for you with me to make sure.
(_She is pleased and means to accept. He sighs, and she understands
that he thinks her too old._)
PHOEBE. But now you see that my dancing days are done.
VALENTINE (_uncomfortably_). Ah, no.
PHOEBE (_taking care he shall not see that he has hurt her_). But you
will find many charming partners. Some of them have been my pupils.
There was even a pupil of mine who fought at Waterloo.
VALENTINE. Young Blades; I have heard him on it. (_She puts her hand
wearily to her head_). Miss Phoebe--what a dull grey world it is!
(_She turns away to hide her emotion, and_ MISS SUSAN _comes in._)
MISS SUSAN. Phoebe, I have said that you will not take the Latin class
to-day, and I am dismissing them.
VALENTINE. Latin?
PHOEBE (_rather defiantly_). I am proud to teach it. (_Breaking
down._) Susan--his arm--have you seen?
(MISS SUSAN _also is overcome, but recovers as the children crowd in._)
MISS SUSAN. Hats off, gentlemen salute, ladies curtsy--to the brave
Captain Brown.
(CAPTAIN BROWN _salutes them awkwardly, and they cheer him, to his
great discomfort, as they pass out._)
VALENTINE (_when they have gone_). A terrible ordeal, ma'am.
(_The old friends look at each other, and there is a silence_.
VALENTINE _feels that all the fine tales and merry jests he has brought
back for the ladies have turned into dead things. He wants to go away
and think._)
PHOEBE. I wish you very happy at the ball.
VALENTINE (_sighing_). Miss Susan, cannot we turn all these maps and
horrors out till the vacation is over?
MISS SUSAN. Indeed, sir, we always do. By to-morrow this will be my
dear blue and white room again, and that my sweet spare bedroom.
PHOEBE. For five weeks!
VALENTINE (_making vain belief_). And then--the--the dashing Mr. Brown
will drop in as of old, and, behold, Miss Susan on her knees once more
putting tucks into my little friend the ottoman, and Miss Phoebe---Miss
Phoebe----
PHOEBE. Phoebe of the ringlets!
(_She goes out quietly._)
VALENTINE (_miserably_). Miss Susan, what a shame it is.
MISS SUSAN (_hotly_). Yes, it is a shame.
VALENTINE (_suddenly become more of a man_). The brave Captain Brown!
Good God, ma'am, how much more brave are the ladies who keep a school.
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