Quality Street: A ComedyBarrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
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Quality Street: A Comedy
Barrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
Comedy plays; Courtship -- Drama; Single women -- Drama; Sisters -- Drama; Women teachers -- Drama
PATTY. Nay, let him see her!
(MISS SUSAN _hurries scandalised into the other room as_ VALENTINE
_enters._)
VALENTINE. I ventured to come back because---- (PHOEBE _turns to
him--he stops abruptly, bewildered._) I beg your pardon, madam, I
thought it was Miss Susan or Miss Phoebe.
(_His mistake surprises her, but she is in a wild mood and curtsies,
then turns away and smiles. He stares as if half-convinced._)
PATTY (_with an inspiration_). 'Tis my mistresses' niece, sir; she is
on a visit here.
(_He is deceived. He bows gallantly, then remembers the object of his
visit. He produces a bottle of medicine._)
VALENTINE. Patty, I obtained this at the apothecary's for Miss
Phoebe's headache. It should be taken at once.
PATTY. Miss Phoebe is lying down, sir.
VALENTINE. Is she asleep?
PATTY (_demurely_). No, sir, I think she be wide awake.
VALENTINE. It may soothe her.
PHOEBE. Patty, take it to Aunt Phoebe at once.
(_PATTY goes out sedately with the medicine._)
VALENTINE (_after a little awkwardness, which_ PHOEBE _enjoys_).
Perhaps I may venture to present myself, Miss--Miss----?
PHOEBE. Miss--Livvy, sir.
VALENTINE. I am Captain Brown, Miss Livvy, an old friend of both your
aunts.
PHOEBE (_curtsying_). I have heard them speak of a dashing Mr. Brown.
But I think it cannot be the same.
VALENTINE (_a little chagrined_). Why not, ma'am?
PHOEBE. I ask your pardon, sir.
VALENTINE, I was sure you must be related. Indeed, for a moment the
likeness--even the voice----
PHOEBE (_pouting_). La, sir, you mean I am like Aunt Phoebe. Every
one says so--and indeed 'tis no compliment.
VALENTINE. 'Twould have been a compliment once. You must be a
daughter of the excellent Mr. James Throssel who used to reside at
Great Buckland.
PHOEBE. He is still there.
VALENTINE. A tedious twenty miles from here, as I remember.
PHOEBE. La! I have found the journey a monstrous quick one, sir.
(_The band is again heard. She runs to the window to peep between the
curtains, and his eyes follow her admiringly._)
VALENTINE (_eagerly_). Miss Livvy, you go to the ball?
PHOEBE. Alas, sir, I have no card.
VALENTINE. I have two cards for your aunts. As Miss Phoebe has the
headache, your Aunt Susan must take you to the ball.
PHOEBE. Oh, oh! (_Her feet move to the music._) Sir, I cannot
control my feet.
VALENTINE. They are already at the ball, ma'am; you must follow them.
PHOEBE (_with all the pent-up mischief of ten years_). Oh, sir, do you
think some pretty gentleman might be partial to me at the ball?
VALENTINE. If that is your wish----
PHOEBE. I should love, sir, to inspire frenzy in the breast of the
male. (_With sudden collapse._) I dare not go--I dare not.
VALENTINE. Miss Livvy, I vow----
(_He turns eagerly to_ MISS SUSAN, _who enters._)
I have ventured, Miss Susan, to introduce myself to your charming niece.
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