Quality Street: A ComedyBarrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
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Quality Street: A Comedy
Barrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
Comedy plays; Courtship -- Drama; Single women -- Drama; Sisters -- Drama; Women teachers -- Drama
(MISS SUSAN _would like to run away again, but the wicked_ MISS PHOEBE
_is determined to have her help._)
PHOEBE. Aunt Susan, do not be angry with your Livvy--your Livvy, Aunt
Susan. This gentleman says he is the dashing Mr. Brown, he has cards
for us for the ball, Auntie. Of course we cannot go--we dare not go.
Oh, Auntie, hasten into your bombazine.
MISS SUSAN (_staggered_). Phoebe----
PHOEBE. Aunt Phoebe wants me to go. If I say she does you know she
does!
MISS SUSAN. But my dear, my dear.
PHOEBE. Oh, Auntie, why do you talk so much. Come, come.
VALENTINE. I shall see to it, Miss Susan, that your niece has a
charming ball.
PHOEBE. He means he will find me sweet partners.
VALENTINE. Nay, ma'am, I mean _I_ shall be your partner.
PHOEBE (_who is not an angel_). Aunt Susan, he still dances!
VALENTINE. _Still_, ma'am?
PHOEBE. Oh, sir, you are indeed dashing. Nay, sir, please not to
scowl, I could not avoid noticing them.
VALENTINE. Noticing what, Miss Livvy?
PHOEBE. The grey hairs, sir.
VALENTINE. I vow, ma'am, there is not one in my head.
PHOEBE. He is such a quiz. I so love a quiz.
VALENTINE. Then, ma'am, I shall do nothing but quiz you at the ball.
Miss Susan, I beg you--
MISS SUSAN. Oh, sir, dissuade her.
VALENTINE. Nay, I entreat.
PHOEBE. Auntie!
MISS SUSAN. Think, my dear, think, we dare not.
PHOEBE (_shuddering_). No, we dare not, I cannot go.
VALENTINE. Indeed, ma'am.
PHOEBE. 'Tis impossible.
(_She really means it, and had not the music here taken an unfair
advantage of her it is certain that_ MISS PHOEBE _would never have gone
to the ball. In after years she and_ MISS SUSAN _would have talked
together of the monstrous evening when she nearly lost her head, but
regained it before it could fall off. But suddenly the music swells so
alluringly that it is a thousand fingers beckoning her to all the balls
she has missed, and in a transport she whirls_ MISS SUSAN _from the
blue and white room to the bed-chamber where is the bombazine_.
VALENTINE _awaits their return like a conqueror, until_ MISS LIVVY'S
_words about his hair return to trouble him. He is stooping, gazing
intently into a small mirror, extracting the grey hairs one by one,
when_ PATTY _ushers in the sisters_ WILLOUGHBY _and_ MISS HENRIETTA.
MISS HENRIETTA _is wearing the new veil, which opens or closes like
curtains when she pulls a string. She opens it now to see what he is
doing, and the slight sound brings him to his feet._)
MISS HENRIETTA. 'Tis but the new veil, sir; there is no cause for
alarm.
(_They have already learned from_ PATTY, _we may be sure, that he is in
the house, but they express genteel surprise._)
MISS FANNY. Mary, surely we are addressing the gallant Captain Brown!
VALENTINE. It is the Misses Willoughby and Miss Henrietta. 'Tis
indeed a gratification to renew acquaintance with such elegant and
respectable females.
(_The greetings are elaborate._)
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