Quality Street: A ComedyBarrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
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Quality Street: A Comedy
Barrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
Comedy plays; Courtship -- Drama; Single women -- Drama; Sisters -- Drama; Women teachers -- Drama
MISS WILLOUGHBY. You have seen Miss Phoebe, sir?
VALENTINE. I have had the honour. Miss Phoebe, I regret to say, is
now lying down with the headache. (_The ladies are too delicately
minded to exchange glances before a man, but they are privately of
opinion that this meeting after ten years with the dazzling_ BROWN _has
laid_ MISS PHOEBE _low. They are in a twitter of sympathy with her,
and yearning to see_ MISS SUSAN _alone, so that they may draw from her
an account of the exciting meeting._) You do not favour the ball
to-night?
MISS FANNY. I confess balls are distasteful to me.
MISS HENRIETTA. 'Twill be a mixed assembly. I am credibly informed
that the woollen draper's daughter has obtained a card.
VALENTINE (_gravely_). Good God, ma'am, is it possible?
MISS WILLOUGHBY. We shall probably spend the evening here with Miss
Susan at the card table.
VALENTINE. But Miss Susan goes with me to the ball, ma'am.
(_This is scarcely less exciting to them than the overthrow of the
Corsican._)
VALENTINE. Nay, I hope there be no impropriety. Miss Livvy will
accompany her.
MISS WILLOUGHBY (_bewildered_). Miss Livvy?
VALENTINE. Their charming niece.
(_The ladies repeat the word in a daze._)
MISS FANNY. They had not apprised us that they have a visitor.
(_They think this reticence unfriendly, and are wondering whether they
ought not to retire hurt, when_ MISS SUSAN _enters in her bombazine,
wraps, and bonnet. She starts at sight of them, and has the bearing of
a guilty person._)
MISS WILLOUGHBY (_stiffly_). We have but now been advertised of your
intention for this evening, Susan.
MISS HENRIETTA. We deeply regret our intrusion.
MISS SUSAN (_wistfully_). Please not to be piqued, Mary. 'Twas
so--sudden.
MISS WILLOUGHBY. I cannot remember, Susan, that your estimable brother
had a daughter. I thought all the three were sons.
MISS SUSAN (_with deplorable readiness_). Three sons and a daughter.
Surely you remember little Livvy, Mary?
MISS WILLOUGHBY (_bluntly_). No, Susan, I do not.
MISS SUSAN. I--I must go. I hear Livvy calling.
MISS FANNY (_tartly_). I hear nothing but the band. We are not to see
your niece?
MISS SUSAN. Another time--to-morrow. Pray rest a little before you
depart, Mary. I--I--Phoebe Livvy--the headache----
(_But before she can go another lady enters gaily._)
VALENTINE. Ah, here is Miss Livvy.
(_The true culprit is more cunning than_ MISS SUSAN, _and before they
can see her she quickly pulls the strings of her bonnet, which is like_
MISS HENRIETTA'S, _and it obscures her face._)
MISS SUSAN. This--this is my niece, Livvy--Miss Willoughby, Miss
Henrietta, Miss Fanny Willoughby.
VALENTINE. Ladies, excuse my impatience, but--
MISS WILLOUGHBY. One moment, sir. May I ask, Miss Livvy, how many
brothers you have.
PHOEBE. Two.
MISS WILLOUGHBY. I thank you.
(_She looks strangely at_ MISS SUSAN, _and_ MISS PHOEBE _knows that she
has blundered._)
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