Antique dealers -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century
The furnishing of the Dream Cottage occupied them very agreeably during
the two pleasant months that elapsed before their marriage, but there
were moments when Susan became exasperatingly conscious of immense
differences between herself—as she was beginning to know herself—and the
man she loved. Mrs. Biddlecombe and she, for instance, had nourished the
conviction that the home being the true sphere of woman, it would be
their privilege and pleasure to arrange it according to the lights,
farthing dips, perhaps, vouchsafed to the middle class in Victorian
days. But the Man of Many Surprises, as Susan called him, dealt
drastically with this conviction, dispatching it swiftly to the limbo of
unrealized ambitions and broken hopes. In those days, it may be
remembered, popular fancy strayed wantonly amongst ebonized
super-mantels, and cabinets with gilded panels upon which exotic birds
and flowers were crudely painted. Aspinall’s Enamel entered generously
into most schemes of decoration. Fireplaces were filled with Japanese
umbrellas. Japanese fans were arranged upon bilious-looking
wall-papers, and Japanese bric-à-brac, cheap bronzes, cheap porcelain,
everything cheap, became a raging pestilence.
Quinney’s taste soared high above this rubbish so dear to the hearts of
Susan and her mother. Afterwards he marvelled at the sure instinct
which had guided him aright. Where did it come from? Why, without
either knowledge or experience, did he swoop unerringly upon what was
really beautiful and enduring, and at that time more or less despised?
Mrs. Biddlecombe had bought a book entitled, _How to Furnish the Home
with One Hundred Pounds_. She read aloud certain passages to Quinney,
who listened patiently for half an hour, and then snorted.
"You’ve taken cold," said the anxious Susan.
"That rot would make any man choke," said Quinney. "Makes me perfectly
sick," he continued, warming to his work, as he encountered the amazed
stare of the women, "makes me want to smash things! Silly rot, and
written by a woman, I’ll be bound."
"It’s written by a lady," observed Mrs. Biddlecombe, "an authoress,
too."
"It’s written by a fool!" snapped Quinney. "We’ve Solomon’s word for it
that there’s nothing so irksome as a female fool. This particular brand
o’ fool don’t know, and never will know, the very first principles o’
furnishing, whether for rich or poor. Buy good solid stuff. Don’t touch
rubbish! Rubbish is beastly. Rubbish is wicked. I’ve had enough of
rubbish. Me and Susan is going to start right. And as for cost," he
paused to deliver a slashing blow, "I’m going to put one thousand
pounds’ worth of stuff into my house!"
Mother and daughter gasped. Quinney seemed to have swollen to monstrous
dimensions. Was he stark mad? Tremblingly they waited for what might
follow.
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