Antique dealers -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century
"Perhaps more," he added flamboyantly, "and everything is going to be
good, because I shall choose it. It’s become a sort of religion with
me. A fine thing like that K’ang He jar of mine makes me feel good. I
can kneel down before it."
Mrs. Biddlecombe observed majestically:
"Don’t be blasphemous, Joseph!"
"Blasphemous?" he repeated derisively. "It’s blasphemy to my notion to
prefer ugliness to beauty. Suppose I’d done as father wanted me to do,
and got engaged to that ugly laughin’ hyena, Arabella Pinker, because
she had something in her stocking besides a leg like a bed-post."
"Now you are indelicate, isn’t he, Susan?"
"I chose Susan instead of Bella. Blasphemous! Now, tell me, what do you
go to the Cathedral for?"
"To worship my Maker."
"Well, I’m going to be honest with you and Sue. I go to the Cathedral to
look at the roof, the finest bit of stonework in the kingdom. My
thoughts just soar up into that vaulting. I feel like a bird o’
Paradise. Our Cathedral is God’s House, and no mistake. My mind can’t
grapple with Him, but it gets to close grips with that fan vaulting,
which He must have designed."
"Never heard you talk like this before," murmured Susan.
In her heart, which was beating faster than usual, Miss Biddlecombe was
profoundly impressed, because she had wit enough to perceive that her
Joe was absolutely sincere. But she trembled at his audacity, because
she had been trained to say "Gawd" rather than "God," believing devoutly
that the lengthening of the vowel indicated piety.
"I’ve had to bottle up things," said Quinney grimly. "Now I’m free to
speak my mind, and you’re free too, my girl. Hooray, for plain speech!
Lawsy, how it hurts a poor devil to hold his tongue!"
Mrs. Biddlecombe retired from the parlour feeling quite unable to deal
faithfully with a young man who must be, so she decided, slightly under
the influence of liquor. Her ideas had been put to headlong flight, but
they returned like homing doves to the great and joyous fact that her
prospective son-in-law possessed ten thousand pounds. Enough to
intoxicate anybody—that! Her own steady head swam at the luck of
things. Later, when the first exuberance had passed, Susan and she
would have a word or two to say. For the moment there were ten thousand
reasons, all of them pure gold, in favour of discreet silence.
*V*
To Susan alone, under a pledge of secrecy, Quinney became alluringly
expansive. Once, in her flapper days, she had seen Lord George Sanger’s
famous three-ring circus, and had tried to take in and assimilate three
simultaneous shows. Result—a headache! Peering into Quinney’s mind was
quite as exciting as the three-ring circus, and nearly as confusing. He
could soar to the giddy pinnacles of Melchester Cathedral, and thence,
with a swallow’s flight, wing his way through the open windows of a
stately pile of buildings designed by Inigo Jones for the fourth
Marquess of Mel.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account