Antique dealers -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century
He had very nice hands, with long slender fingers, manifestly fashioned
to pick up egg-shell china. Also in spite of his accent, which time
might reasonably be expected to improve, his voice held persuasive
inflections, and the resonant _timbre_ of the enthusiast, likely to ring
in the memories of too timid customers, the collectors who stare at
bargains twice a day till they are snapped up by somebody else. Quinney
despised these Laodiceans in his heart, but he told Susan that they did
well enough to practise upon.
"You want to get the patter," he told his wife, "and the best and
quickest way is to turn loose on the _think it overs_. See?"
It had long been arranged between them that Susan was to help in the
shop and acquire at first hand intimate knowledge of a complex business.
Quinney summed up the art of selling stuff in a few pregnant words.
"Find out what they want, and don’t be too keen to sell to ’em. Most
men, my pretty, and nearly all the women go dotty over the things
hardest to get. Our best stuff will sell itself, if we go slow. Old
silver is getting scarcer every day."
Susan smiled at her Joe’s words of wisdom. He continued fluently:
"We’ve a lot to learn; something new every hour. And we shall make
bloomin’ errors, again and again. All dealers do. Tomlin was had to
rights only last week over two Chippendale chairs; and he thinks he
knows all about ’em. I’ve been done proper over that coffee-pot."
He showed her a massive silver coffee-pot with finely defined marks upon
it.
"A genuine George II bit, Susie, and worth its weight in gold if it
hadn’t been tampered with by some fool later on. All that repoussé work
is George IV, and I never knew it. The worst fake is the half-genuine
ones."
"Gracious!" exclaimed his pupil.
"There are lots o’ things I don’t know, and don’t understand, my girl;
all the more reason to hold tight on to what I do know. And what I know
I’ll try to share with you, and what you know you’ll try to share with
me."
"I’m stupid about things," said Susan.
Quinney strolled across the room, and selected two jars more or less
alike in shape and paste and colour.
"Can you tell t’other from which?" he asked. "Look at ’em, feel ’em
inside and out."
Susan obeyed, but after a minute she shook her head.
"Ain’t they just alike, Joe?"
"Lord, no! One’s the real old blue and white, hand-painted, and worth
fifty pound. T’other is a reproduction, printed stuff, with a different
glaze. Look again, my pretty!"
"This is the old one, Joe."
"No, it ain’t. Slip your hand inside. Which is the smoother and better
finished inside?"
"Yes, I feel the difference, but I don’t see it. I wish I could see
it."
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