Antique dealers -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century
"You will. I’m going to put a little chipped bit of the best on your
toilet table. You just squint at it twenty times a day for one year,
and you’ll know something. That’s what I’m doing with the earlier
stuff, which is more difficult to be sure of, because it doesn’t look so
good. I wouldn’t trust my judgment to buy it. That’s Tomlin’s job."
Susan frowned.
"I don’t like Mr. Tomlin, Joe."
"Never asked you to like him, but we can learn a lot from Tomlin. See?
He’s an expert upon Chinese and Japanese porcelain and lac. We’ve got
to suck his brains."
"Ugh!" said Susan.
During these first few weeks she displayed great aptitude as a
saleswoman. Her face, so ingenuous in its expression, her soft voice,
her pretty figure attracted customers. The price of every article in
the shop was marked in letters which she could turn into figures. But
this price was a "fancy one," what Quinney termed a "top-notcher."
Susan was instructed to take a third less. Quinney trained her to
answer awkward questions, to make a pretty picture of ignorance, to pose
effectively as the inexperienced wife keeping the shop during the
absence of her husband. He had said upon the morning of the grand
opening of _Quinneys’_, "I don’t want you to tell lies, Sue."
"I wouldn’t for the world," she replied.
He pinched her chin, chuckling derisively. "I know you wouldn’t; but I
don’t want you to tell all the truth neither."
"What do you mean?"
"This oak now. Me and you know it’s new, but if a customer tells you
it’s old, don’t contradict him. ’Twouldn’t be polite. All you know
about it is this—your clever hubby picked it up in France, in Brittany.
See?"
She asked anxiously, "It won’t be acting a lie, dear?"
"Not a bit of it! By Gum, Sue, I’m as proud of that conscience of yours
as I am of that jar. Not a flaw in either."
After this she played her part so artlessly that Joe chuckled half a
dozen times a day. She tackled the Bishop—alone. Quinney saw the great
man approaching and told Susan. She wished to bolt, but Quinney
disappeared instead, listening to the duologue that followed. The
Bishop stared at the fine wares from Tomlin’s, whipped out his
spectacles, and entered, smiling at Susan’s blushing face.
"Good-morning, my lord!"
"Good-morning, Mrs. Quinney. May I look at some of these tempting
things?"
He looked at what was best amongst the porcelain sent down by Tomlin,
displaying knowledge of the different periods. Then he said
courteously, "As this is my first visit, I must buy something for luck.
What is the price of that small jar with the _prunus_ decoration? If it
is within my means——"
He paused, gravely expectant, but Susan divined somehow what was
flitting through his mind; the outrageous prices exacted by old Quinney.
She perceived that this was a test purchase. The price of the jar was
marked five pounds. Susan said demurely, "We can sell this to you, my
lord, for three pounds ten."
"I’ll take it, Mrs. Quinney."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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