“I don’t know, Bunny, whether you’re a believer in transmigration of
souls. I have often thought it easier to believe than lots of other
things, and I have been pretty near believing in it myself since I had
my being on that villa of Tiberius. The brute who had it in my day, if
he isn’t still running it with a whole skin, was or is as cold-blooded
a blackguard as the worst of the emperors, but I have often thought he
had a lot in common with Tiberius. He had the great high sensual Roman
nose, eyes that were sinks of iniquity in themselves, and that swelled
with fatness, like the rest of him, so that he wheezed if he walked a
yard; otherwise rather a fine beast to look at, with a huge gray
moustache, like a flying gull, and the most courteous manners even to
his men; but one of the worst, Bunny, one of the worst that ever was.
It was said that the vineyard was only his hobby; if so, he did his
best to make his hobby pay. He used to come out from Naples for the
week-ends—in the tub when it wasn’t too rough for his nerves—and he
didn’t always come alone. His very name sounded unhealthy—Corbucci. I
suppose I ought to add that he was a Count, though Counts are
two-a-penny in Naples, and in season all the year round.
“He had a little English, and liked to air it upon me, much to my
disgust; if I could not hope to conceal my nationality as yet, I at
least did not want to have it advertised; and the swine had English
friends. When he heard that I was bathing in November, when the bay is
still as warm as new milk, he would shake his wicked old head and say,
‘You are very audashuss—you are very audashuss!’ and put on no end of
side before his Italians. By God, he had pitched upon the right word
unawares, and I let him know it in the end!
“But that bathing, Bunny; it was absolutely the best I ever had
anywhere. I said just now the water was like wine; in my own mind I
used to call it blue champagne, and was rather annoyed that I had no
one to admire the phrase. Otherwise I assure you that I missed my own
particular kind very little indeed, though I often wished that _you_
were there, old chap; particularly when I went for my lonesome swim;
first thing in the morning, when the Bay was all rose-leaves, and last
thing at night, when your body caught phosphorescent fire! Ah, yes, it
was a good enough life for a change; a perfect paradise to lie low in;
another Eden until....
“My poor Eve!”
And he fetched a sigh that took away his words; then his jaws snapped
together, and his eyes spoke terribly while he conquered his emotion. I
pen the last word advisedly. I fancy it is one which I have never used
before in writing of A. J. Raffles, for I cannot at the moment recall
any other occasion upon which its use would have been justified. On
resuming, however, he was not only calm, but cold; and this flying for
safety to the other extreme is the single instance of self-distrust
which the present Achates can record to the credit of his impious
Æneas.
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