“I fancied a flat, and a man recommended these on the boat; such a good
chap, Bunny; he was my reference when it came to signing the lease. You
see I landed on a stretcher—most pathetic case—old Australian without a
friend in old country—ordered Engadine as last chance—no go—not an
earthly—sentimental wish to die in London—that’s the history of Mr.
Maturin. If it doesn’t hit you hard, Bunny, you’re the first. But it
hit friend Theobald hardest of all. I’m an income to him. I believe
he’s going to marry on me.”
“Does he guess there’s nothing wrong?”
“Knows, bless you! But he doesn’t know I know he knows, and there isn’t
a disease in the dictionary that he hasn’t treated me for since he’s
had me in hand. To do him justice, I believe he thinks me a
hypochondriac of the first water; but that young man will go far if he
keeps on the wicket. He has spent half his nights up here, at guineas
apiece.”
“Guineas must be plentiful, old chap!”
“They have been, Bunny. I can’t say more. But I don’t see why they
shouldn’t be again.”
I was not going to inquire where the guineas came from. As if I cared!
But I did ask old Raffles how in the world he had got upon my tracks;
and thereby drew the sort of smile with which old gentlemen rub their
hands, and old ladies nod their noses. Raffles merely produced a
perfect oval of blue smoke before replying.
“I was waiting for you to ask that, Bunny; it’s a long time since I did
anything upon which I plume myself more. Of course, in the first place,
I spotted you at once by these prison articles; they were not signed,
but the fist was the fist of my sitting rabbit!”
“But who gave you my address?”
“I wheedled it out of your excellent editor; called on him at dead of
night, when I occasionally go afield like other ghosts, and wept it out
of him in five minutes. I was your only relative; your name was not
your own name; if he insisted I would give him mine. He didn’t insist,
Bunny, and I danced down his stairs with your address in my pocket.”
“Last night?”
“No, last week.”
“And so the advertisement was yours, as well as the telegram!”
I had, of course, forgotten both in the high excitement of the hour, or
I should scarcely have announced my belated discovery with such an air.
As it was I made Raffles look at me as I had known him look before, and
the droop of his eyelids began to sting.
“Why all this subtlety?” I petulantly exclaimed. “Why couldn’t you come
straight away to me in a cab?”
He did not inform me that I was hopeless as ever. He did not address me
as his good rabbit.
He was silent for a time, and then spoke in a tone which made me
ashamed of mine.
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