“You see, there are two or three of me now, Bunny: one’s at the bottom
of the Mediterranean, and one’s an old Australian desirous of dying in
the old country, but in no immediate danger of dying anywhere. The old
Australian doesn’t know a soul in town; he’s got to be consistent, or
he’s done. This sitter Theobald is his only friend, and has seen rather
too much of him; ordinary dust won’t do for his eyes. Begin to see? To
pick you out of a crowd, that was the game; to let old Theobald help to
pick you, better still! To start with, he was dead against my having
anybody at all; wanted me all to himself, naturally; but anything
rather than kill the goose! So he is to have a fiver a week while he
keeps me alive, and he’s going to be married next month. That’s a pity
in some ways, but a good thing in others; he will want more money than
he foresees, and he may always be of use to us at a pinch. Meanwhile he
eats out of my hand.”
I complimented Raffles on the mere composition of his telegram, with
half the characteristics of my distinguished kinsman squeezed into a
dozen odd words; and let him know how the old ruffian had really
treated me. Raffles was not surprised; we had dined together at my
relative’s in the old days, and filed for reference a professional
valuation of his household gods. I now learnt that the telegram had
been posted, with the hour marked for its despatch, at the pillar
nearest Vere Street, on the night before the advertisement was due to
appear in the _Daily Mail_. This also had been carefully prearranged;
and Raffles’s only fear had been lest it might be held over despite his
explicit instructions, and so drive me to the doctor for an explanation
of his telegram. But the adverse chances had been weeded out and weeded
out to the irreducible minimum of risk.
His greatest risk, according to Raffles, lay nearest home: bedridden
invalid that he was supposed to be, his nightly terror was of running
into Theobald’s arms in the immediate neighborhood of the flat. But
Raffles had characteristic methods of minimizing even that danger, of
which something anon; meanwhile he recounted more than one of his
nocturnal adventures, all, however, of a singularly innocent type; and
one thing I noticed while he talked. His room was the first as you
entered the flat. The long inner wall divided the room not merely from
the passage but from the outer landing as well. Thus every step upon
the bare stone stairs could be heard by Raffles where he lay; and he
would never speak while one was ascending, until it had passed his
door. The afternoon brought more than one applicant for the post which
it was my duty to tell them that I had already obtained. Between three
and four, however, Raffles, suddenly looking at his watch, packed me
off in a hurry to the other end of London for my things.
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