Red Saunders: His Adventures West & EastPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Red Saunders: His Adventures West & East
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Fiction; Humorous stories
"'Why, out of the hole, of course!' says I, laughing. 'Come take a
look!'
"Aggy wasn't the kind of man to go off the handle over trifles, but
when he looked into that hole he turned perfectly green. His knees
give out from under him and he sat on the ground like a man in a
trance, wiping the sweat off his face with a motion like a machine.
"'What the devil ails you?' says I astonished. I thought maybe I'd
done something I hadn't ought to do, through ignorance of the rules
and regulations of mining.
"'Red,' says he dead solemn, 'I've mined for twenty year, and from
Old Mexico to Alaska, but I never saw anything that was ace-high to
that before. Gold laying loose in chunks on top of the bed-rock is
too much for me--I wish Hy could see this.'
"'Gold!' says I. 'What you talking about? What have those black
hunks to do with gold?'
"The only answer he made was to lay the one I had thrown to him on
top of a rock and hit her a crack with a pick. Then he handed it
to me. Sure enough! There under the black was the yeller. Of
course, it I'd known more about the business I could have told it
by the weight, but I'd never seen a piece of gold fresh off the
farm before in my life. I hadn't the slightest idea what it looked
like, and I learned afterward it all looks different. Some of it
shines up yaller in the start; some of it's red, and some is like
ours, coated black with iron-crust.
"So I looked at Ag, and Ag looked at me, neither one of us
believing anything at all for awhile. I simply couldn't get hold
of the thing--I ain't yet, for that matter. I expect to wake up
and find it a pipe dream, and in some ways I wouldn't mind if it
was. I never was so completely two men as I was on that occasion.
One of 'em was hopping around and hollering with Ag, yelling
'hooray!' and the other didn't take much interest in the
proceedings at all. And it wasn't until I thought, 'Now I can pay
that cussed cayote of a stage driver what I owe him!' that I got
any good out of it. That brought it home to me. When I spoke to
Ag about paying the driver, he says, 'That's so,' then he takes a
quick look around. 'We can pay him in full, too, old horse!' he
hollers, and there was a most joyful smile on his face.
"'Red,' say he, 'do you know this is the only ford on the river
for--I don't know how many miles--perhaps the whole length of her?'
"'Well?' says I.
"'Our little placer claim,' says Aggy slowly, rubbing his hands
together, 'covers that ford; and by a judicious taking up of claims
for various uncles and brothers and friends of ours along the creek
on the lowlands, we can fix it so they can't even bridge it.'
"'Do you mean they can't cross our claim if we say they can't?'
"'Sure thing!' says Aggy. 'There's you and me and the law to say
"no" to that--I wish I had a gun.'
"'You don't need any gun for that skunk of a driver.'
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