Red Saunders: His Adventures West & East — John Shaqi
Red Saunders: His Adventures West & EastPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Red Saunders: His Adventures West & East
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Fiction; Humorous stories
"'Of course not, but there'll be passengers, and there's no telling
how excited them passengers will be when they find they've got to
go over the hills ford-hunting.'
"'Are you going to send 'em all around, Ag?'
"'The whole bunch. Anybody coming back from the diggings has gold
in his clothes, so it won't hurt 'em none, and I propose to give
that stage line an advertising that won't do it a bit of good.
Come along, Red; let's see that lad that has the shack up the
river. We need something to eat, and maybe he's got a gun. If
he's a decent feller, we'll let him in on a claim. Never mind
about the hole!--it won't run away, and there's nobody to touch
anything--come on.'
"So we went up the river. The man's name was White, and he was a
white man by nature, too. He fed us well, and was just as hot as
us when we told him about the stage driver's trick. Then we told
him about the find and let him in.
"'Now,' says Aggy, 'have you got a gun?'
"'I have _that_,' says the man. 'My dad used to be a duck-hunter
on Chesapeake bay. When you say "gun," _I'll_ show you a gun.' He
dove in under his bunk and fetched out what I should say was a
number one bore shot gun, with barrels six foot long.
"'Gentlemen,' says he, holding the gun up and patting it lovingly,
'if you ram a quarter-pound of powder in each one of them barrels,
and a handful of buck-shot on top of that, you've got an argument
that couldn't be upset by the Supreme Court. I'll guarantee that
when you point her anywheres within ten feet of a man not over a
hundred yards away, and let her do her duty, all the talent that
that man's fambly could employ couldn't gather enough of him to
recognise him by, and you won't be in bed more'n long enough to
heal a busted shoulder.'
"'I hope it ain't going to be my painful line of performance to
pull the trigger,' says Aggy. 'I think the sight of her would have
weight with most people. When's the stage due back?'
"'Day after to-morrow, about noon.'
"'That gives us lots of time to stake, and to salt claims that
can't show cause their own selves,' says Aggy. 'I think we're all
right.'
"The next day we worked like the Old Harry. We had everything
fixed up right by nightfall, and there was nothing to do but dig
and wait.
"Curious folks we all are, ain't we? I should have said my own
self that if I'd found gold by the bucketful, I'd be more
interested in that, than I would be in getting even with a mut that
had done me dirt, but it wasn't so. Perhaps it was because I
hadn't paid much attention to money all my life, and I had paid the
strictest attention to the way other people used me. Living where
there's so few folks accounts for that, I suppose.
"Getting even on our esteemed friend the stage driver was right in
your Uncle Reddy's line, and Aggy and our new pard White seemed to
take kindly to it, also.
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