Red Saunders' Pets and Other CrittersPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Red Saunders' Pets and Other Critters
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Humorous stories
A fearful beast is a bad horse. One really has more chance against a
tiger. Geronimo stood seventeen hands high, and weighed over sixteen
hundred pounds. When he reared on his hind legs and came for you,
screaming, his teeth snapping like bear-traps, his black mane flying, a
man seemed a pigmy. One blow from those front hoofs and your troubles
were over. Once down, he'd trample, bite, and kick until your own
mother would hesitate to claim the pile of rags and jelly left. He had
served two men so; nothing but his matchless beauty saved his life.
Nowhere could one find a better example of hell-beautiful than when he
tore around his corral in a tantrum, as lithe and graceful as a black
panther. His mane stood on end; his eyes and nostrils were of a
colour; the muscles looked to be bursting through the silken gloom of
his coat. His swiftness was something incredible. He caught and most
horribly killed Jim Baxter's hound before the latter could get out of
the corral--and a bear-hound is a pretty agile animal. We had to tie
Jim, or he'd made an end of Geronimo. He left the ranch right after
that. The loss of his dog broke him all up.
We fed and watered Geronimo with a pitchfork, and in terror then, for
his slyness and cunning were on a par with his other pleasant
peculiarities. One of the poor devils he killed entered the stable all
unsuspecting. Geronimo had broken his chains, and stood close against
the wall of his stall in the darkness, waiting. The man came within
reach. Suddenly a black mass of flesh flashed in the air above him,
coming down with all four hoofs--and that's enough of that story.
A nice pet was Geronimo. An excellent decoration for a gentleman's
stable--stuffed.
Well, Oscar turned him out this morning, and then he, Steve, and I went
for hay. As it was toward the last of winter, all the near stacks had
been used up, and we had to haul from Kennedy's bottom, eight miles
away. When we started, the air was still and frozen, with a deep,
biting cold unusual to Dakota; the sort that searches you and steals
all the heat you own. We were numb by the time we reached the stack,
and glad enough to have warm work to do. We fell to it with a rush for
that reason, and because a dull grey blink upon the western skyline
seemed to promise a blizzard. We were tying down the last load, when I
heard the hum of wind coming, and looked up, expecting to see a wall of
flying snow, and continued looking, seeing nothing of the kind. There
I stood, in the air of an ice-house, when a gust of that wind struck
me. A miracle! In a snap of your fingers I was bathed in genial
warmth. All about me rode the scent of spring and flowers! It was as
if the doors of a giant conservatory were thrown open.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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