Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: In MizzouraThomas, Augustus
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Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: In Mizzoura
Thomas, Augustus
American drama
KATE. Thank you. [_Exits_.
DAVE. [_Going to bench and beginning work on shaft with draw knife_.]
Well--Lizbeth don't know so blamed much about books--[_Shakes head_.]
But--huh--[_Shakes head again_.] I tell you--[_Works hard--enter_
LIZBETH _with pan, which she puts on forge_.
DAVE. [_Commanding_.] Come here, Lizbeth.
LIZBETH. [_Crosses to_ DAVE. _Pause_.] What? [_Falling inflection_.
DAVE. [_Cautiously, approving her_.] Why, dog gone it--[_Shakes
head_.] Huh! [_Swaggers_.] I tell you--[_Works_.
LIZBETH. [_Wonderingly_.] What's the matter?
DAVE. [_Threatening_.] If you was to say seminary to me--[_Swaggers_.]
Huh! [_Works_.
LIZBETH. [_After pause_.] What?
DAVE. [_Ominously_.] Why, Lizbeth, the sooner we git married an' git
out o' this, the better.
LIZBETH. [_Hopelessly_.] Well, what kin I do?
DAVE. [_Working_.] Dog gone it--if I had a stidy job!
LIZBETH. [_Understandingly_.] I know that, Dave. [_Goes back to pan_.
DAVE. [_Bragging_.] An' you bet your _father_ knows it.
LIZBETH. [_Portentously_.] Well, I told _ma_--
DAVE. An' that's what he said. If I had a stidy job--
_Enter_ EM'LY.
EM'LY. Hello--
DAVE. Why, how de do?
LIZBETH. Can't you come in?
EM'LY. Who's there? [_Indicates kitchen_.
LIZBETH. Only the folks and Jim.
EM'LY. I want Jim--say--Sam's there. [_Off_.
LIZBETH. Sam Fowler!--Oh, ma--[_Exits_.
DAVE. Sam--why, see here. Sam! [_Goes up_.
SAM _enters. Wears express blue and a cap_.
EM'LY. [_Beckoning_.] Sam!
DAVE _brings_ SAM _down. Enter_ JOE, _followed by_ MRS. VERNON,
LIZBETH _and_ KATE.
JOE. [_Heartily_.] Sam, Sam, how are you?
SAM. [_Shaking hands_.] I didn't know how you'd feel about it.
MRS. VERNON. [_Shaking_.] Why, Lor', Sam--I'm glad--I'll bet Em'ly
kissed him.
KATE _and_ LIZBETH _shake hands with_ SAM. _Enter_ JIM--EM'LY _runs to
him_.
EM'LY. Jim!
JIM _puts his left arm around_ EM'LY _and sits on anvil_.
SAM. [_Approaching and taking_ JIM'S _hand, smiling.] You_ didn't
think I done it, did you, Jim?
JIM. [_Nods at_ EM'LY.] No, not while _she's_ keepin' house for
me--ha, ha!
EM'LY. He's _always_ stood up for you, Sam.
JOE. Well, tell us 'bout it, Sam. Did the papers have it right?
_They are a semi-circle about SAM._
SAM. Yes, purty near.
JOE. _Did_ you help the feller into your car?
SAM. Yes, we were just pulling out of the depot when he came a-runnin'
up to my side door with an order from the superintendent for me to
carry him as fur as Vinita. He ran alongside and put his hand up, so
of course I pulled him into the car.
EM'LY. Wasn't you scared, Sam?
SAM. Why, no--I thought he belonged to the company, and he went to
work with me, sorting and fixing my express stuff.
JOE. Well, I'm durned!
SAM. [_Intensely serious._] I joked with him--just like I'm joking
with you--he was one of the nicest fellows I ever saw.
JOE. [_Wide-eyed with gossip._] Don't that beat everything?
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