Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: In Mizzoura — John Shaqi
Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: In MizzouraThomas, Augustus
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Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: In Mizzoura
Thomas, Augustus
American drama
SAM. When we were eighteen or twenty miles out, an' I was stoopin'
this way over a box--I felt him on my back, and grabbing at my
arms--why, why--even then I thought he was jokin', and I looked around
laughin', and here was his gun pokin' right into my face.
MRS. VERNON. [_Haunted._] Just think of it!
JOE. Then he tied you.
SAM. What could I do? There was his gun--and I wasn't even on my
feet--anybody could tie a fellow that way--I could tie you, couldn't
I? [_To_ JIM.
JIM. If you had the gun?
SAM. Yes.
JIM. Well, rather.
SAM. [_Indignantly._] The ropes cut clean through here at my wrists,
and there was a mark over one eye where I fell against the safe--and
then the company said I was an accomplice.
JOE. Then I s'pose he jis' deliberately packed his little valise full
of green-backs and--[_Pantomimes._]--got out!
SAM. A hundred and twenty thousand--
JOE. Jump off?
SAM. No--got off at a water-tank.
JIM. I s'pose you'd know him agin?
SAM. Anywhere.
LIZBETH. [_With nursery alarm._] He must a looked terrible.
SAM. [_Commonplace._] Well, he didn't--nice a lookin' feller as you
want to see. Black mustache--kind a curly hair--looked a little bit,
you know, like a race-horse man.
EM'LY. The company said Sam wrote the superintendent's order himself.
SAM. Oh, yes--got an expert to swear it looked like my writing.
EM'LY. Tain't a bit--like it.
JIM. [_To_ EMILY.] Did you see it?
SAM. No, but I showed her part of the letter he wrote to the
newspaper, saying I was innocent. [_Feels in pocket._] Ain't that
strange? Seems to be a kind-hearted fellow.
MRS. VERNON. Jes' drove to it I s'pose by drink.
SAM. Here it is. [_Hands paper to_ JIM.
JIM. Hello! [_Looks at_ KATE.
JOE. What is it?
JIM _hands paper to_ KATE.
KATE. [_After slight start--haughtily._] What do you mean?
JIM. Oh, not you, Kate. [_Smiling, to_ SAM.] 'Twasn't Kate dressed
up like a man--no! [_General laugh._] Oh, I didn't think that. [KATE
_vexed, goes up-stage._ JIM _in whisper to others._] Mad? [_JOE shakes
his head;_ JIM _nods interrogatively to_ MRS. VERNON.
MRS. VERNON. [_Looking after_ KATE.] Well, I can't see why.
_Exit_ KATE.
JIM. [_After another look after KATE--to_ SAM.] Well, I suppose you
know you're watched.
SAM. [_Indifferently._] How's that?
JIM. There's a Pinkerton here--come last night--had a letter to me
from the Chief--sayin' they knew of me, an' hoped I'd co-operate with
this fellow in watchin' you--and they'd pay well for it.
SAM. [_Smiling._] What did you say?
JIM _shakes head--goes up centre._
EM'LY. Why, Jim kicked him off--of our stoop.
_General laugh._--LIZBETH _crosses to forge and gets pan._ ESROM
_enters playing jew's-harp._
ESROM. What about the coke, Mistah Vernon?
JOE. [_At forge._] Don't want none. [_Suddenly._] See here; look at
this clinker.
ESROM. Can't understand that--shouldn't ought to be no clinker in dat
coke.
JOE. Well, there it is--hard as flint.
ESROM. [_Examines clinker._] Funny clinker.
JOE. Well, there it is.
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