A thrill of fear passed through me as I thought that it was my appearance
which had produced this outburst. But his eyes were gazing past us, and
glancing round we saw that a man in a brown coat and scratch wig had
followed so closely at our heels, that the footmen had let him pass under
the impression that he was of our party. His face was very red, and the
folded blue paper which he carried in his hand shook and crackled in his
excitement.
“Why, it’s Vuillamy, the furniture man,” cried the Prince. “What, am I
to be dunned in my own private room? Where’s Mellish? Where’s
Townshend? What the deuce is Tom Tring doing?”
“I wouldn’t have intruded, your Royal Highness, but I must have the
money—or even a thousand on account would do.”
“Must have it, must you, Vuillamy? That’s a fine word to use. I pay my
debts in my own time, and I’m not to be bullied. Turn him out, footman!
Take him away!”
“If I don’t get it by Monday, I shall be in your papa’s Bench,” wailed
the little man, and as the footman led him out we could hear him, amidst
shouts of laughter, still protesting that he would wind up in “papa’s
Bench.”
“That’s the very place for a furniture man,” said the man with the red
nose.
“It should be the longest bench in the world, Sherry,” answered the
Prince, “for a good many of his subjects will want seats on it. Very
glad to see you back, Tregellis, but you must really be more careful what
you bring in upon your skirts. It was only yesterday that we had an
infernal Dutchman here howling about some arrears of interest and the
deuce knows what. ‘My good fellow,’ said I, ‘as long as the Commons
starve me, I have to starve you,’ and so the matter ended.”
“I think, sir, that the Commons would respond now if the matter were
fairly put before them by Charlie Fox or myself,” said Sheridan.
The Prince burst out against the Commons with an energy of hatred that
one would scarce expect from that chubby, good-humoured face.
“Why, curse them!” he cried. “After all their preaching and throwing my
father’s model life, as they called it, in my teeth, they had to pay
_his_ debts to the tune of nearly a million, whilst I can’t get a hundred
thousand out of them. And look at all they’ve done for my brothers!
York is Commander-in-Chief. Clarence is Admiral. What am I? Colonel of
a damned dragoon regiment under the orders of my own younger brother.
It’s my mother that’s at the bottom of it all. She always tried to hold
me back. But what’s this you’ve brought, Tregellis, eh?”
My uncle put his hand on my sleeve and led me forward.
“This is my sister’s son, sir; Rodney Stone by name,” said he. “He is
coming with me to London, and I thought it right to begin by presenting
him to your Royal Highness.”
“Quite right! Quite right!” said the Prince, with a good-natured smile,
patting me in a friendly way upon the shoulder. “Is your mother living?”
“Yes, sir,” said I.
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