“If you are a good son to her you will never go wrong. And, mark my
words, Mr. Rodney Stone, you should honour the King, love your country,
and uphold the glorious British Constitution.”
When I thought of the energy with which he had just been cursing the
House of Commons, I could scarce keep from smiling, and I saw Sheridan
put his hand up to his lips.
“You have only to do this, to show a regard for your word, and to keep
out of debt in order to insure a happy and respected life. What is your
father, Mr. Stone? Royal Navy! Well, it is a glorious service. I have
had a touch of it myself. Did I ever tell you how we laid aboard the
French sloop of war _Minerve_—hey, Tregellis?”
“No, sir,” said my uncle. Sheridan and Francis exchanged glances behind
the Prince’s back.
“She was flying her tricolour out there within sight of my pavilion
windows. Never saw such monstrous impudence in my life! It would take a
man of less mettle than me to stand it. Out I went in my little
cock-boat—you know my sixty-ton yawl, Charlie?—with two four-pounders on
each side, and a six-pounder in the bows.”
“Well, sir! Well, sir! And what then, sir?” cried Francis, who appeared
to be an irascible, rough-tongued man.
“You will permit me to tell the story in my own way, Sir Philip,” said
the Prince, with dignity. “I was about to say that our metal was so
light that I give you my word, gentlemen, that I carried my port
broadside in one coat pocket, and my starboard in the other. Up we came
to the big Frenchman, took her fire, and scraped the paint off her before
we let drive. But it was no use. By George, gentlemen, our balls just
stuck in her timbers like stones in a mud wall. She had her nettings up,
but we scrambled aboard, and at it we went hammer and anvil. It was a
sharp twenty minutes, but we beat her people down below, made the hatches
fast on them, and towed her into Seaham. Surely you were with us,
Sherry?”
“I was in London at the time,” said Sheridan, gravely.
“You can vouch for it, Francis!”
“I can vouch to having heard your Highness tell the story.”
“It was a rough little bit of cutlass and pistol work. But, for my own
part, I like the rapier. It’s a gentleman’s weapon. You heard of my
bout with the Chevalier d’Eon? I had him at my sword-point for forty
minutes at Angelo’s. He was one of the best blades in Europe, but I was
a little too supple in the wrist for him. ‘I thank God there was a
button on your Highness’s foil,’ said he, when we had finished our
breather. By the way, you’re a bit of a duellist yourself, Tregellis.
How often have you been out?”
“I used to go when I needed exercise,” said my uncle, carelessly. “But I
have taken to tennis now instead. A painful incident happened the last
time that I was out, and it sickened me of it.”
“You killed your man—?”
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