“No, no, sir, it was worse than that. I had a coat that Weston has never
equalled. To say that it fitted me is not to express it. It _was_
me—like the hide on a horse. I’ve had sixty from him since, but he could
never approach it. The sit of the collar brought tears into my eyes,
sir, when first I saw it; and as to the waist—”
“But the duel, Tregellis!” cried the Prince.
“Well, sir, I wore it at the duel, like the thoughtless fool that I was.
It was Major Hunter, of the Guards, with whom I had had a little
_tracasserie_, because I hinted that he should not come into Brookes’s
smelling of the stables. I fired first, and missed. He fired, and I
shrieked in despair. ‘He’s hit! A surgeon! A surgeon!’ they cried. ‘A
tailor! A tailor!’ said I, for there was a double hole through the tails
of my masterpiece. No, it was past all repair. You may laugh, sir, but
I’ll never see the like of it again.”
I had seated myself on a settee in the corner, upon the Prince’s
invitation, and very glad I was to remain quiet and unnoticed, listening
to the talk of these men. It was all in the same extravagant vein,
garnished with many senseless oaths; but I observed this difference,
that, whereas my uncle and Sheridan had something of humour in their
exaggeration, Francis tended always to ill-nature, and the Prince to
self-glorification. Finally, the conversation turned to music—I am not
sure that my uncle did not artfully bring it there, and the Prince,
hearing from him of my tastes, would have it that I should then and there
sit down at the wonderful little piano, all inlaid with mother-of-pearl,
which stood in the corner, and play him the accompaniment to his song.
It was called, as I remember, “The Briton Conquers but to Save,” and he
rolled it out in a very fair bass voice, the others joining in the
chorus, and clapping vigorously when he finished.
“Bravo, Mr. Stone!” said he. “You have an excellent touch; and I know
what I am talking about when I speak of music. Cramer, of the Opera,
said only the other day that he had rather hand his bâton to me than to
any amateur in England. Halloa, it’s Charlie Fox, by all that’s
wonderful!”
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