Families -- Fiction; Theater -- Great Britain -- Fiction
“I’m talking about their physic, idiot. They’re a pair of pasty-faced
old maids, and it’s unnatural and unpleasant to let them be for ever
messing about with a capital boy like Bram. Let them physic young
Caleb. He’ll be no loss to the world. Bram might be.”
Joshua threw his eyes up to Heaven and left his unaccountable mother
to her own unaccountable thoughts. He often wondered why his father
had never had her shut up in an asylum. For some time now she had been
collecting outrageous odds and ends of furniture for her room to which
none of the family was allowed access except by special invitation.
Ever since Caterina had run away old Mrs. Fuller had had a room of
her own. But she had been content with an ordinary bed at first. Now
she had procured a monstrous foreign affair all gilt and Cupids and
convolutions. If Joshua had been his father he would have taken steps
to prevent such a waste of her allowance. He fancied that the old man
must be breaking up to allow such furniture to enter the house.
Not long after the conversation between Joshua and his mother about
Bram, a travelling circus arrived at Brigham on a Sunday morning.
The Peculiar Children of God shivered at such a profanation of the
Sabbath, and Apostle Fuller—in these days a truly patriarchal figure
with his long white food-bespattered beard—preached from the marble
chair on the vileness of these sacrilegious mountebanks and the
pestilent influence any circus must have on a Christian town. In spite
of this denunciation the chief apostle’s own wife dared to take her
elder grandchild on Monday to view from the best seats obtainable the
monstrous performance. They sat so near the ring that the sawdust and
the tan were scattered over them by the horses’ hoofs. Little Bram, his
chin buried in the worn crimson velvet of the circular barrier, gloated
in an ecstasy on the paradisiacal vision.
“_Brava! Bravissima!_” old Mrs. Fuller cried loudly when a demoiselle
of the _haute école_ took an extra high fence. “_Brava! Bravissima!_”
she cried when an equestrienne in pink tights leapt through four
blazing hoops and regained without disarranging one peroxide curl the
shimmering back of her piebald steed.
“Oh, grandmamma,” little Bram gasped when he bade her good night, “can
I be a clown when I’m a man?”
“The difficulty is not to be a clown when one is a man,” she answered
grimly.
“What _do_ you mean, grandmamma?”
“Ah, what?” she sighed.
And in their stuffy and secretive little bedrooms that night the
Peculiar Children of God talked for hours about the disgraceful amount
of leg that those circus women had shown.
“I hear it was extremely suggestive,” said one apostle, smacking his
lips with lecherous disapprobation.
“Was it, indeed, my dear?” the dutiful wife replied, thereby offering
the man of God an opportunity to enlarge upon the prurient topic before
he turned down the gas and got into bed beside her.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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