Cousins -- Fiction; English fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, English; Villages -- England -- Fiction
“‘Good morning to you,’ says he, as pleasant as anyone could say it.
‘You be clerk of the parish, baint you?’ ‘True, your wusshup,’ he
replied. ‘And sexton too’ says he. ‘Right you be; and grave-digger and
choir leader as well,’ for he thought it no sin to make the most to ’m of
his preferments. ‘Well,’ says he, ‘I want you for a buryin’—this night
at eight o’clock.’ ‘A buryin’, your wusshup,’ says he, ‘and at night?’
‘Yes, and three on ’em,’ says he, ‘all in one grave.’ ‘Well, it _do_
sound mortial strange, your wusshup, but ’tis you that says it, and not
I.’ ‘You’d better go at once,’ he says, ‘and begin the grave, for you
won’t have none too much time to spare on’t, ’specially as I want it done
on the quiet, so to speak, and you mustn’t take no hand to help you, and
meet me punctually as ever is at eight o’clock at Farmer Price’s, up
along the hill, and bring a lantern and the parish hand-bier ’long wi’
’e.’
“He hadn’t much time to ponder on it, as you may suppose, with that grave
to dig, and no one to gi’ ’m a helpin’ hand. And mortial hard work he
found it, too, for the frost set in early that year, and the ground that
hard that, young and lusty as he were, he found it a job to get the
pick-axe into ’en.
“Howsomever he did get ’en done, and at eight o’clock he was at Farmer
Price’s door, and ’twas opened to ’en by the Bishop hisself. And so,
hand in hand as you may say, he and the Bishop, they went into the
kitchen. And there right facin’ ’em—packed up agin the wall like so many
old grandfeyther clocks—stood three coffins, with a piece of glass let in
’em to show the face, and a dead woman in each!
“Close handy they were to ’m when he took his meals, or smoked his pipe;
and when he felt a bit lonesome (so he told Joseph) he’d go up to ’em and
ask ’em how they did, and if they felt comferable. And fresh as peant
they were, too: only a bit shrivelled, like as ’twere an apple in April.
Perhaps ’twas the heat of the kitchen, or may be some stuff he’d put in
along wi’ ’em; anyhow you could see their faces right enough and tell
they was women.
“‘Take ’em down,’ says the Bishop; ‘Farmer Price’ll lend ’e a helpin’
hand: and we’ve none too much time to get ’em back to the churchyard and
bury ’em.’ Joseph hisself could scarce do nought but stare at ’em. To
think that that godless man had kep’ ’em there—one on ’em for nigh on ten
years—never thinkin’, not he, that he was keepin’ ’em tied hand and foot
to this world, with never no chance of a resurrection till he took it
into his wicked head to let ’em go. And there they’d a’ been for ten
years longer—for just so long he lived—if Bishop hisself hadn’t got wind
on’t and come down right away to bury ’em.
“Anyhow they _did_ get decent burial—the three on ’em—at last. For they
had Bishop, and Joseph and Farmer Price; though I don’t take no count o’
he, ’cept that he helped to lower ’em and fill in the grave.
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