Roumanian Stories, Translated from the Original Roumanian
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Roumanian Stories, Translated from the Original Roumanian
Romania -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, Romanian -- Translations into English
Other Sundays followed. Father Trandafir was ready with his sermon. The
second Sunday he had no one to address. The weather was wet, and people
stayed at home. Other Sundays the weather was fine; probably then the
people did not remember in time; they were loath to part from God's
blue sky. And so the Father only had in church some old woman or some
aged man with failing sight and deaf ears. Sometimes there was only
Cozonac, the bell-ringer. In this way he made no progress. Had he
been a different kind of man he would have stopped here.
But Father Trandafir was like the goat among cabbages in the
garden. When you turn it out at the door, it comes in through the
fence, when you mend the fence, it jumps over it, and does a lot more
damage by destroying the top of the hedge.
God keep him! Father Trandafir still remained a good man.
"Wait!" he said. "If you will not come to me, I will go to you!"
Then the priest went from door to door. He never ceased talking from
the moment it was light. Whenever he came across anyone he gave him
good advice. You met the priest in the fields; you found him on the
hill; if you went down the valley you encountered the priest; the
priest was in the woods. The priest was in church; the priest was
at the death-bed; the priest was at the wedding; the priest was with
your next-door neighbour--you had to fly the village if you wanted to
escape the priest. And whenever he met you, he gave you wise counsel.
During a whole year, Father Trandafir gave good advice. People
listened gladly--they liked to stay and talk to the priest even if he
did give them good advice. All the same, the old saying holds good:
men know what they ought to do, but they don't do it. The Father was
disappointed. After a certain time he ceased to give advice. There
was not a man in the village upon whom he had not poured the whole
weight of his learning: he had nothing more to say.
"This will not do," said the priest once more. "Advice does not pay.
I must start something more severe."
He began to chaff.
Wherever he found a man, Father Trandafir began to make him ridiculous,
to make fun of him in every kind of way. If he passed a house that had
not been re-roofed yesterday, he would say to the owner: "Oh, you are
a clever man, you are! You have windows in the roof. You do love the
light and the blessed sun!" If he found a woman in a dirty blouse:
"Look at me! Since when have you taken to wearing stuff dresses?"
If he met an unwashed child: "Listen, good wife, you must have a
lot of plum jam if you can plaster your children with it!" And if
he came across a man lying in the shade he would say to him, "Good
luck with your work! Good luck with your work!" If the man got up,
he would beg him not to stop work, for his children's sake.
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