English essays -- 19th century; Great Britain -- Social life and customs; London (England) -- Description and travel
“The man behind him is probably one of the sergeants. His head is bare.
He wears a cuirass, and yellow gloves, gray stockings, and boots with
large tops, and kneecaps of cloth. He has a napkin on his knees, and
in his hand a piece of ham, a slice of bread, and a knife. The old man
behind is probably 'WILLIAM THE DRUMMER.' He has his hat in his right
hand, and in his left a gold-footed wineglass, filled with white wine.
He wears a red scarf, and a black satin doublet, with little slashes of
yellow silk. Behind the drummer, two matchlock-men are seated at the
end of the table. One in a large black habit, a napkin on his knee, a
hausse-col of iron, and a linen scarf and collar. He is eating with his
knife. The other holds a long glass of white wine. Four musketeers, with
different shaped hats, are behind these, one holding a glass, the three
others with their guns on their shoulders. Other guests are placed
between the personage who is giving the toast and the standard-bearer.
One with his hat off, and his hand uplifted, is talking to another. The
second is carving a fowl. A third holds a silver plate; and another, in
the background, a silver flagon, from which he fills a cup. The corner
behind the captain is filled by two seated personages, one of whom is
peeling an orange. Two others are standing, armed with halberts, of whom
one holds a plumed hat. Behind him are other three individuals, one of
them holding a pewter pot, on which the name 'Poock,' the landlord of
the 'Hotel Doele,' is engraved. At the back, a maid-servant is coming in
with a pasty, crowned with a turkey. Most of the guests are listening
to the captain. From an open window in the distance, the facades of two
houses are seen, surmounted by stone figures of sheep.”
There, now you know all about it: now you can go home and paint just
such another. If you do, do pray remember to paint the hands of the
figures as they are here depicted; they are as wonderful portraits as
the faces. None of your slim Van Dyck elegancies, which have done duty
at the cuffs of so many doublets; but each man with a hand for himself,
as with a face for himself. I blushed for the coarseness of one of the
chiefs in this great company, that fellow behind “WILLIAM THE DRUMMER,”
splendidly attired, sitting full in the face of the public; and holding
a pork-bone in his hand. Suppose the Saturday Review critic were to
come suddenly on this picture? Ah! what a shock it would give that noble
nature! Why is that knuckle of pork not painted out? at any rate, why
is not a little fringe of lace painted round it? or a cut pink paper?
or couldn't a smelling-bottle be painted in instead, with a crest and a
gold top, or a cambric pocket-handkerchief, in lieu of the horrid pig,
with a pink coronet in the corner? or suppose you covered the man's hand
(which is very coarse and strong), and gave him the decency of a kid
glove? But a piece of pork in a naked hand? O nerves and eau de Cologne,
hide it, hide it!
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