Courts and courtiers -- Fiction; German fiction -- Translations into English; Germany -- Fiction
"You bet!" said the man, and laughed. "No, they don't miss a chance, let
me tell your Highnesses, they have all sorts of dodges. There's the
door-opening joke, for instance.... That's like this. Your father, our
gracious Grand Duke, grants an audience to somebody, let's suppose he's
a new hand and it's his first time at Court. And he comes in a frock
coat all sweat and shivers, for it is of course no trifle to stand
before his Royal Highness for the first time. And the lackeys laugh at
him, because they're quite at home here, and tow him into the ante-room,
and he doesn't know where he is, and absolutely forgets to tip the
lackeys. But then comes his moment, and the adjutant says his name, and
the lackeys throw open the double-doors and let him into the room in
which the Grand Duke is waiting. Then the new hand stands there and bows
and says what he has to say, and the Grand Duke graciously gives him his
hand, and so he is dismissed and walks backwards, and thinks the
folding-doors are going to open behind him, as he has been definitely
promised. But they don't open, I tell your Highnesses, for the lackeys
have got their knife into him, because they haven't been tipped, and
don't stir a finger for him outside there. But he daren't turn round,
absolutely daren't, because he daren't show the Grand Duke his back,
that would be grossly bad manners and an insult to his Highness. And
then he feels behind him for the door-handle and can't find it, and gets
the jumps and scrabbles around on the door, and when at last by the
mercy of Providence he finds the knob it's an old-fashioned lock, and he
doesn't understand it and fiddles and dislocates his arm and tires
himself out and keeps bowing all the time in his agitation, until at
last his Highness graciously lets him out with his own hand. Yes, that's
the door-opening joke! But that's nothing to what I'm going to tell your
Highness...."
They had been so deep in conversation that they had scarcely noticed
where they were going, had gone down the stairs and reached the
ground-floor, close to the Albrechtstor. Eiermann, one of the Grand
Duchess's grooms-of-the-chamber, came towards them. He wore a violet
coat and side-whiskers. He had been sent out to look for their Grand
Ducal Highnesses. He shook his head while still at a distance, in lively
concern, and pursed his mouth up like a funnel. But when he noticed
Shoemaker Hinnerke walking with the children and tapping with his
umbrella, all the muscles of his face relaxed and his jaw dropped.
There was scarcely time for thanks and farewells, Eiermann was in such a
hurry to part the children from the shoemaker. And with many a gloomy
prophecy he led their Grand Ducal Highnesses up to their room to the
Swiss governess.
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