Humorous stories; Valets -- Fiction; Washington (State) -- Fiction
Debouching from a narrow street again into what the French term a
boulevard, we halted before what was indeed a restaurant, for several
tables were laid on the pavement before the door, but I saw at once
that it was anything but a nice place. “Au Rendezvous des Cochers
Fideles,” read the announcement on the flap of the awning, and truly
enough it was a low resort frequented by cabbies--“The meeting-place
of faithful coachmen.” Along the curb half a score of horses were
eating from their bags, while their drivers lounged before the place,
eating, drinking, and conversing excitedly in their grotesque jargon.
We descended, in spite of the repellent aspect of the place, and our
driver went to the foot of the line, where he fed his own horse.
Cousin Egbert, already at one of the open-air tables, was rapping
smartly for a waiter.
“What’s the matter with having just one little one before grub?” asked
the Tuttle person as we joined him. He had a most curious fashion of
speech. I mean to say, when he suggested anything whatsoever he
invariably wished to know what might be the matter with it.
“Veesky-soda!” demanded Cousin Egbert of the serving person who now
appeared, “and ask your driver to have one,” he then urged his friend.
The latter hereupon addressed the cabman who had now come up.
“Vooley-voos take something!” he demanded, and the cabman appeared to
accept.
“Vooley-voos your friends take something, too?” he demanded further,
with a gesture that embraced all the cabmen present, and these, too,
appeared to accept with the utmost cordiality.
“You’re a wonder, Jeff,” said Cousin Egbert. “You talk it like a
professor.”
“It come natural to me,” said the fellow, “and it’s a good thing, too.
If you know a little French you can go all over Europe without a bit
of trouble.”
Inside the place was all activity, for many cabmen were now accepting
the proffered hospitality, and calling “votry santy!” to their host,
who seemed much pleased. Then to my amazement Cousin Egbert insisted
that our cabman should sit at table with us. I trust I have as little
foolish pride as most people, but this did seem like crowding it on a
bit thick. In fact, it looked rather dicky. I was glad to remember
that we were in what seemed to be the foreign quarter of the town,
where it was probable that no one would recognize us. The drink came,
though our cabman refused the whiskey and secured a bottle of native
wine.
“Three rousing cheers!” said Cousin Egbert as we drank once more, and
added as an afterthought, “What a beautiful world we live in!”
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