Humorous stories; Valets -- Fiction; Washington (State) -- Fiction
“Ally caffy on the corner,” directed the Tuttle person, and once more
we were seated at an iron table with whiskey and soda ordered. Before
us was the street fair in all its silly activity. There were many
tinselled booths at which games of chance or marksmanship were played,
or at which articles of ornament or household decoration were
displayed for sale, and about these were throngs of low-class French
idling away their afternoon in that mad pursuit of pleasure which is
so characteristic of this race. In the centre of the place was a
carrousel from which came the blare of a steam orchestrion playing the
“Marseillaise,” one of their popular songs. From where I sat I could
perceive the circle of gaudily painted beasts that revolved about this
musical atrocity. A fashion of horses seemed to predominate, but there
was also an ostrich (a bearded Frenchman being astride this bird for
the moment), a zebra, a lion, and a gaudily emblazoned giraffe. I
shuddered as I thought of the evil possibilities that might be
suggested to my two companions by this affair. For the moment I was
pleased to note that they had forgotten my supposed indisposition, yet
another equally absurd complication ensued when the drink arrived.
“Say, don’t your friend ever loosen up?” asked the Tuttle person of
Cousin Egbert.
“Tighter than Dick’s hatband,” replied the latter.
“And then some! He ain’t bought once. Say, Bo,” he continued to me as
I was striving to divine the drift of these comments, “have I got my
fingers crossed or not?”
Seeing that he held one hand behind him I thought to humour him by
saying, “I fancy so, sir.”
“He means ‘yes,’” said Cousin Egbert.
The other held his hand before me with the first two fingers spread
wide apart. “You lost,” he said. “How’s that, Sour-dough? We stuck him
the first rattle out of the box.”
“Good work,” said Cousin Egbert. “You’re stuck for this round,” he
added to me. “Three rousing cheers!”
I readily perceived that they meant me to pay the score, which I
accordingly did, though I at once suspected the fairness of the game.
I mean to say, if my opponent had been a trickster he could easily
have rearranged his fingers to defeat me before displaying them. I do
not say it was done in this instance. I am merely pointing out that it
left open a way to trickery. I mean to say, one would wish to be
assured of his opponent’s social standing before playing this game
extensively.
No sooner had we finished the drink than the Tuttle person said to me:
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