Russian Folk-TalesAfanas'ev, A. N. (Aleksandr Nikolaevich)
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Russian Folk-Tales
Afanas'ev, A. N. (Aleksandr Nikolaevich)
Folklore -- Russia
Iván Tsarévich forgave her, and forthwith they lived in peace and
unison. The knight who was once blind stayed by them. But Katomá went
away with his wife to the rich merchant and abode in his house.
A CURE FOR STORY-TELLING
There was once a porter in the world: he had a wife who was passionately
fond of stories, and she would only let people come and visit her who
could tell stories. Well, as you may understand, this was rather costly
to the husband. So he began to think, “How can I cure her of this
undesirable habit?”
Well, one day in the winter, late at night, an old man came in frozen to
atoms, and he asked to be allowed to stop the night. So the husband ran
out to him and said, “Can you tell tales?”
Then the peasant saw that there was no help for it, as he was simply
freezing with cold, and said, “I have an idea: will you tell stories for
a long time?”
“Yes, all night long.”
“Capital: come in!”
So he led the guest in.
Then the husband said, “Now, my wife, here is a peasant who has promised
to tell stories all night long, on the condition that you are not to
make any remarks or interruptions.”
“Yes,” said the guest; “no remarks, or else I shall not open my mouth.”
So they had supper and lay down to sleep, and the peasant began—
“There was an owl flying across a garden, and it sat over a well and
sipped the water.
“There was an owl flying across a garden, and it sat over a well and
sipped the water.
“There was an owl flying across a garden, and it sat over a well and
sipped the water.
“There was an owl flying across a garden, and it sat over a well and
sipped the water.”
And he went on telling the same thing over and over again—
“There was an owl flying across a garden, and it sat over a well and
sipped the water.”
So the mistress went on listening, and at last interrupted: “What sort
of a tale is this? Why, it is a mere repetition.”
“Why do you interrupt me? I told you you must not make any exclamations:
this is the preface of the tale, and there comes another after it.”
Then the man, after hearing this, could not help leaping up from the
bench and whipping his wife.
“You were told not to make any interruptions, and you will not let him
end his story.”
So he set on beating, beating, whipping, slippering, basting her, until
the wife at the end hated stories, and was in despair ever afterwards at
the sound of them.
NOTES
_Alyósha Popóvich._ One of the great knights at the court of Prince
Vladímir. He was an effeminate kind of person and perhaps one who rather
incited others to effort by his jibes than by his prowess. He is always
given the uncomplimentary _soubriquet_ of the ‘Mocker of Women.’ His
principal heroic episode is told in the prose ballad in this book
entitled ‘Alyósha Popóvich.’
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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