Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction; Seafaring life -- Fiction
“Make your mind easy,” said the eminent jurist. “If I told all I know
there’s a good many men in this river as ’ud be doing time at the
present moment.”
Captain Thomsett expressed his pleasure at this information, and,
having tried in vain to obtain a few of their names, even going so far
as to suggest some, looked at the clock, and, shaking hands, departed
to his own ship. Captain Stubbs, left to himself, finished his pipe and
retired to rest; and his mate, who had been lying in the adjoining bunk
during the consultation, vainly trying to get to sleep, scratched his
head, and tried to think of a little strategy himself. He had
glimmerings of it before he fell asleep, but when he awoke next morning
it flashed before him in all the fulness of its matured beauty.
He went on deck smiling, and, leaning his arms on the side, gazed
contemplatively at George, who was sitting on the deck listening darkly
to the cook as that worthy read aloud from a newspaper.
“Anything interesting, cook?” demanded the mate.
“About George, sir,” said the cook, stopping in his reading. “There’s
pictures of ’im too.”
He crossed to the side, and, handing the paper to the mate, listened
smilingly to the little ejaculations of surprise and delight of that
deceitful man as he gazed upon the likenesses. “Wonderful,” he said
emphatically. “Wonderful. I never saw such a good likeness in my life,
George. That’ll be copied in every newspaper in London, and here’s the
name in full too—‘George Cooper, schooner _John Henry_, now lying off
Limehouse.’”
He handed the paper back to the cook and turned away grinning as
George, unable to control himself any longer, got up with an oath and
went below to nurse his wrath in silence. A little later the mate of
the brig, after a very confidential chat with his own crew, lit his
pipe and, with a jaunty air, went ashore.
For the next hour or two George alternated between the foc’sle and the
deck, from whence he cast harassed glances at the busy wharves ashore.
The skipper, giving it as his own suggestion, acquainted him with the
arrangements made in case of the worst, and George, though he seemed
somewhat dubious about them, went below and put his bed in order.
“It’s very unlikely she’ll see that particular newspaper though,” said
the skipper encouragingly.
“People are sure to see what you don’t want ’em to,” growled George.
“Somebody what knows us is sure to see it, an’ show ’er.”
“There’s a lady stepping into a waterman’s skiff now,” said the
skipper, glancing at the stairs. “That wouldn’t be her, I s’pose?”
He turned to the seaman as he spoke, but the words had hardly left his
lips before George was going below and undressing for his part.
“If anybody asks for me,” he said, turning to the cook, who was
regarding his feverish movements in much astonishment, “I’m dead.”
“You’re wot?” inquired the other.
“Dead,” said George. “Dead. Died at ten o’clock this morning. D’ye
understand, fat-head?”
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