[They are all singing as the boat pushes off. Night comes on with tropical suddenness. The singing dies slowly down. ACT III.--FATHER CHRISTMAS AND THE HUBBARD FAMILY SCENE I.--The drawing-room of the HUBBARDS before Fame and Prosperity came to them. It is simply furnished with a deal table and two cane chairs. MR. and MRS. HUBBARD, in faultless evening dress, are at home, MR. HUBBARD reading a magazine, MRS. HUBBARD with her hands in her lap. She sighs. MR. HUBBARD (impetuously throwing down his magazine). Dearest, you sighed? MRS. HUBBARD (quickly). No, no, Henry. In a luxurious and well-appointed home such as this, why should I sigh? MR. HUBBARD. True, dear. Not only is it artistically furnished, as you say, but it is also blessed with that most precious of all things--(he lifts up the magazine)--a library. MRS. HUBBARD. Yes, yes, Henry, we have much to be thankful for. MR. HUBBARD. We have indeed. But I am selfish. Would you care to read? (He tears out a page of the magazine and hands it to her.) MRS. HUBBARD. Thank you, thank you, Henry. (They both sit in silence for a little. She sighs again.) MR. HUBBARD. Darling, you did sigh. Tell me what grieves you. MRS. HUBBARD. Little Isabel. Her cough troubles me. MR. HUBBARD (thoughtfully). Isabel? MRS. HUBBARD. Yes, dear, our youngest. Don't you remember, she comes after Harold? MR. HUBBARD (counting on his fingers). A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I--dear me, have we got nine already? MRS. HUBBARD (imploringly). Darling, say you don't think it's too many. MR. HUBBARD. Oh no, no, not at all, my love . . . After all, it isn't as if they were real children. MRS. HUBBARD (indignantly). Henry! How can you say they are not real? MR. HUBBARD. Well, I mean they're only the children we thought we'd like to have if Father Christmas gave us any. MRS. HUBBARD. They are just as real to me as if they were here in the house. Ada, Bertram, Caroline, the high-spirited Dennis, pretty Elsie with the golden ringlets, dear little fair-haired Frank-- MR. HUBBARD (firmly). Darling one, Frank has curly brown hair. It was an understood thing that you should choose the girls, and _I_ should choose the boys. When we decided to take--A, B, C, D, E, F--a sixth child, it was my turn for a boy, and I selected Frank. He has curly brown hair and a fondness for animals. MRS. HUBBARD. I daresay you're right, dear. Of course it is a little confusing when you never see your children. MR. HUBBARD. Well, well, perhaps some day Father Christmas will give us some. MRS. HUBBARD. Why does he neglect us so, Henry? We hang up our stockings every year, but he never seems to notice them. Even a diamond necklace or a few oranges or a five-shilling postal order would be something.