MR. HUBBARD. It is very strange. Possibly the fact that the chimney has not been swept for some years may have something to do with it. Or he may have forgotten our change of address. I cannot help feeling that if he knew how we had been left to starve in this way he would be very much annoyed. MRS. HUBBARD. And clothes. I have literally nothing but what I am standing up in--I mean sitting down in. MR. HUBBARD. Nor I, my love. But at least it will be written of us in the papers that the Hubbards perished in faultless evening dress. We are a proud race, and if Father Christmas deliberately cuts us off in this way, let us go down proudly. . . . Shall we go on reading or would you like to walk up and down the room? Fortunately these simple pleasures are left to us. MRS. HUBBARD. I've finished this page. MR. HUBBARD (tearing out one). Have another, my love. (They read for a little while, until interrupted by a knock at the door.) MRS. HUBBARD. Some one at the door! Who could it be? MR. HUBBARD (getting up). Just make the room look a little more homey, dear, in case it's any one important. (He goes out, leaving her to alter the position of the chairs slightly.) MRS. HUBBARD. Well? MR. HUBBARD (coming in). A letter. (He opens it.) MRS. HUBBARD. Quick! MR. HUBBARD (whistling with surprise). Father Christmas! An invitation to Court! (Reading) "Father Christmas at Home, 25th December. Jollifications, 11.59 P.M." My love, he has found us at last! (They embrace each other.) MRS. HUBBARD. Henry, how gratifying! MR. HUBBARD. Yes. (Sadly, after a pause) But we can't go. MRS. HUBBARD (sadly). No, I have no clothes. MR. HUBBARD. Nor I. MRS. HUBBARD. How can I possibly go without a diamond necklace? None of the Montmorency-Smythe women has ever been to Court without a diamond necklace. MR. HUBBARD. The Hubbards are a proud race. No male Hubbard would dream of appearing at Court without a gentleman's gold Albert watch-chain. . . . Besides, there is another thing. There will be many footmen at Father Christmas's Court, who will doubtless require coppers pressed into their palms. My honour would be seriously affected, were I compelled to whisper to them that I had no coppers. MRS. HUBBARD. It is very unfortunate. Father Christmas may have hundreds of presents waiting for us. MR. HUBBARD. True. But how would it be to hang up our stockings again this evening--now that we know he knows we are here? I would suggest tied on to the door-knocker, to save him the trouble of coming down the chimney. MRS. HUBBARD (excitedly). Henry, I wonder! But of course we will. (They begin to take off--the one a sock, the other a stocking.) MR. HUBBARD. I almost wish now that my last suit had been a knickerbocker one. However, we must do what we can with a sock. MRS. HUBBARD (holding up her stocking and looking at it a little anxiously). I hope Father Christmas won't give me a bicycle. A stocking never sets so well after it has had a bicycle in it.