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... The Teetolia treatment acts so rapidly and so
efficiently that within four days from the commencement
of administration the insistent craving for drink is
absolutely destroyed—so much so, that even the thought
of alcohol becomes nauseating.... Thousands have been
cured by this treatment, and we guarantee to cure you.
If you write to-day, you will receive by return of post
a private consultation sheet, together with a valuable
book on this subject, post free in plain envelope, and
you will be a free man within a week.
On application being made for further particulars, a booklet of twenty
pages, entitled _The Teetolia Treatment for Alcoholic Excess, Drug
Habits, and Resultant Nervous Diseases_, was sent, together with a
letter and a form to be filled up with particulars of the case to be
treated. The following are extracts from the booklet:
The discovery of the Teetolia method and treatment
for the permanent eradication of the crave for drink
and drugs marks an era in medical science. It is the
outcome of a life’s study of the subject by one of our
best known West-End physicians.
You can, whilst undergoing the treatment, pursue your
ordinary methods of living. You continue to take your
daily modicum of alcohol; but somehow about the third
or fourth day of treatment, without having made any
physical or mental effort, you feel that you no longer
want a drink; it holds out no attractions to you; its
magnetic influence has gone....
We are willing to supply you with sufficient medicine
for eight days’ treatment free of all charge. This
will enable you to determine whether the treatment is
acting successfully, for at the end of the fourth day
an obvious and perceptible effect should be
experienced. We impose no condition; we rely on your
candour, honesty, and gratitude that at the end of the
eight days’ treatment, if you are convinced of the
value of the Teetolia Treatment, you will forward to us
the ordinary fee—£1 1_s._—for same, but if you
have derived no benefit from the treatment at the end
of the same period, then you are under no obligation
whatever to pay us one single penny.
The letters were on headed paper, at the top of which was printed,
“All communications strictly confidential,” and “Consultations with
Physician by appointment.” The first letter concluded as follows:
Please therefore fill in and return without delay the
special statement sheet and upon our receiving it the
Physician will go carefully into the case and will
prescribe special medicine, which will reach you with
expert advice in the course of two or three days in a
perfectly plain sealed package.
The “expert advice,” in a letter purporting to be from “The Medical
Superintendent,” sent with the medicine, contained these passages:
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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