Select Conversations with an Uncle (Now Extinct) and Two Other Reminiscences — John Shaqi
Select Conversations with an Uncle (Now Extinct) and Two Other ReminiscencesWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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Select Conversations with an Uncle (Now Extinct) and Two Other Reminiscences
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
English wit and humor
"I thought they showed rather an improvement in the general taste,"
said Bagshot. "There is no reason why a thing should not be common,
and yet very beautiful. Primroses, for instance----"
"That is true enough, but pictures are not primroses," said my uncle.
"Besides, I think we like primroses all the better because they must
soon be over; but these are perennial blossoms, like the everlasting
flowers and dried grass of a lodging house. They may still be
beautiful, but by this time, Bagshot, they are awfully dry and dusty.
Who looks at them? I notice our eyes avoid them even while we talk
about them. We have all noticed everything there is to be noticed, and
said all the possible things that are to be said about them long ago.
Surely a picture must be a little fresh to please. Else we shall come
at last to the perfect picture, and art will have an end. Don't you
see the mere popularity of these things of the pavement is enough to
condemn them in the estimation of every right-minded person?"
"I don't see it," said Bagshot, making head against the torrent. "I
cannot afford to go to these swells and get original work of theirs----"
"What do you want with 'these swells' and their original work?"
interrupted my uncle fiercely. "Haven't they used up all their
originality ages ago? Is it not open to such men as yourself to
discover new men? There are men pining in garrets now for you,
Bagshot. Fancy the delight of having pictures that are unfamiliar,
pictures that catch the eye and are actually to be looked at, pictures
that suggest new remarks, pictures by a name that the stray visitor has
never heard of and which therefore puzzle him dreadfully because he
hasn't the faintest idea whether to praise or blame them! Isn't it
worth hunting studios for, and even, maybe, going to the Academy?
Besides, suppose your struggling artist comes to the front. What price
the five-guinea specimen of his early style then? Your artistic virtue
is indeed its own reward, and, besides, you can boast about finding
him. The poor man of culture and the struggling artist live for one
another, or at least they ought to--though I am afraid it is not much
of a living for the struggling artist." He paused abruptly. "I
suppose that autotype cost thirty shillings, and this carpet about five
pounds?"
Bagshot assumed an elegant attitude against his bureau. He had
discovered his reply. "You know you are bitten by the fashion for
originality. Why should I make my room hideous with the work of
third-rate mediocrity, or of men who are still learning to paint,
simply in order to be unlike my neighbour?"
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