Select Conversations with an Uncle (Now Extinct) and Two Other Reminiscences — John Shaqi
Select Conversations with an Uncle (Now Extinct) and Two Other ReminiscencesWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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Select Conversations with an Uncle (Now Extinct) and Two Other Reminiscences
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
English wit and humor
"Why," returned my uncle, "should you hang up things less interesting
than your wall paper, in mere imitation of your neighbours? For this
on your walls, Bagshot, deny it though you may, is not art but fashion.
I tell you, you do not care a rap for art. You think pictures are a
part of virtue, like a silk hat--or evening dress at dinner. And in
your choice of pictures you follow after your kind. I never met a
true-born Briton yet who dared to buy a picture on his own
accord--unless he was a dealer. And then usually he was not really a
true-born Briton. He waits to see what is being hung. He has these
things now because he thinks they are right, not because they are
beautiful, just as he used to have the Stag at Bay and the Boastful
Hound. It is Leighton now; it was Landseer then. Really I believe
that very soon the ladies' papers will devote a column to pictures.
Something in this style. 'Smart people are taking down their
Rossetti's Annunciations now, and are hanging Gambler Bolton's new
Hippopotamus in the place of it. This Hippopotamus is to be the
correct thing in pictures this year, and no woman with any claim to be
considered smart will fail to have it over her piano. Marcus Stone's
new engraving will also be rather chic. Watts's Hope is now considered
a little dowdy.' And so forth. This gregarious admiration is the very
antithesis of artistic appreciation, which I tell you, simply must be
individual."
"Go on," said Bagshot, "go on."
"And that," said my uncle, with the glow of discovery in his face,
"that is where the vulgar critic goes wrong. He conceives an
orthodoxy. He tries to explain why Velasquez is better than Raphael
and Raphael better than Gerard Dow. As well say why a cirrus cloud is
better than a sycamore and a sycamore better than a scarlet hat. Every
painter, unless he is a mere operative, must have his peculiar public.
It is incredible that any painter can really satisfy the æsthetic needs
of such a public as these reproductions indicate. True art is always
sectarian. Why were Landseer and Sidney Cooper popular a few years
ago, and why does every tea-table sneer at them now? There must be
something admirable in them, or they would never have been admired.
Then why has my niece Annie dropped admiring Poynter, and why does she
pretend--and a very thin pretence it is--to admire Whistler?"
"You are wandering from my pictures," said Bagshot.
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