“Lemme tell you somethin’, Silas,” said Constable Small, taking his
pipe from between his teeth and striking an impressive attitude with
it. “They better let him go. If the jedge don’t git the nomination
from this deestrict, he’ll upset their apple cart as sure as
preachin’. There’ll be three candidates in the primaries, and the
party don’t want Rufe Crockett, for he’s a windbag, a turncoat, and
a flopper, and he’d be beat at the polls, just as he was four year
ago on the ticket of t’other party. But if Jedge Wiggin can’t win,
I’ll bet you a twenty-cent plug of War Hoss he turns his strength
ag’inst Ephraim Glover, of Palmyra, and throws the nomination to
Crockett. This deestrict is the keystone, and if the party loses it,
they’ll most likely lose the whole county. I understand the governor
himself is ruther fretted over the situation, with the primaries
comin’ on next week.”
“I don’t keer much about politics nohow,” declared Buzzell, wiping
his eyes again. “One party’s bad as t’other, and there ain’t neither
of ’em done nothing for me. Still I s’pose I’m expected to vote for
the jedge jest because I happened to be the most capable man they
could find for this job. Nobody else I know of wanted it. I took it
because it promised to be a purty good thing, not because I’m
partic’ler agin’ automobilists. I’m goin’ to tell you my private
idee: I think Nathan Wiggin’s turned Greenbush into a graveyard by
finin’ ev’rybody ketched goin’ faster’n eight miles in the town
limits. He’s give the place a black eye and set people to dodgin’
it. He ain’t progressive, that’s ail I got to say.”
“And if you’ve got any sense left in your noodle you won’t go round
kow-wowing that kind of talk. If you did—— Hey! By gowdy! Here
comes a bubble over the hill! Git up! Git out your ticker and ketch
him when he passes the big elm. He’s hittin’ it up like a streak of
greased quicksilver.”
There was immediate action in the shade of the sumacs. With a
sniffling grunt, which held something both of protest and eagerness,
Weeping Buzzell heaved himself to his feet, fishing for his watch.
On the fence Jeremiah Small already had his timepiece in hand. His
snaggy teeth gripped the pipestem; his leathery face expressed the
rapacity of the still hunter who has sighted game.
“Ready, now!” he cried. “Ketch him when I give the word. _Now!_”
Down the winding road shot the automobile, trailing a cloud of dust
behind it. Besides the driver, a smoothfaced, bespectacled man of
thirty, it contained only one person, a stout, florid,
worried-looking individual in the middle years of life.
“Careful, Hitchens!” warned the latter, as the man at the wheel made
a turn that barely prevented them from taking to the ditch. “You
know you’re not used to driving. Don’t pile us up.”
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