Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
Soon after this occurrence, and just when I had sunk again into a
revery, a man stepped up to me, and saluted me in a way well suited to
startle me.
"Sir," said he, "friend Kill-deer, before you scratch your head
any more on this bench, answer me a question. What do you go
for,--brandy-toddy or gin-sling?"
It was Squire Higginson, and he looked very good-humoured and waggish;
but as I had dreamed of him so often, and always as being in his
grave-clothes, I was rather petrified at his appearance, as if it were
that of a spectre, rather than a mortal man. As for our quarrel in the
meadow, it had slipped my mind altogether, until, having recovered
my composure a little, it was recalled to my recollection by the
associations arising out of his words.
But I remembered the circumstance at last, and being moreover offended
by his present freedom, which was nothing less than sheer impertinence,
I told him I desired to have nothing to say to him; on which he fell
into a passion, and told me "I might go to the devil for a ragamuffin
and a turncoat politician." But, mad as he was, he ended his speech by
bursting into a laugh, and then, tapping his forehead as before, and
nodding his head and winking, he left the bar-room to seek his chamber
--for _he_ put up at the tavern, as well as the German doctor.
These insults threw me into some ferment, and being irritated still
farther by the remarks of the company, especially when some one asked
what the squire meant by calling me a "turncoat politician," I allowed
myself to be thrown into a passion; in the course of which I gave such
of my old friends as were present to know that I had forsworn their
party, and considered it to be composed of a pack of the corruptest
scoundrels in the country.
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