Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
SHEPPARD LEE DIGS FOR THE BURIED TREASURE, BUT MAKES A BLOW WITH THE
MATTOCK IN THE WRONG PLACE.
I was but an ill hand at labour, and of the use of the spade and
mattock I knew nothing. The nature of the ground in which I was digging
made the task especially difficult and disagreeable. There were
many big stones scattered about in the earth, which jarred my arms
horribly whenever I stuck them; so that (all my efforts to the contrary
notwithstanding) I was, every minute or two, interrupting my prayer
with expressions which were neither wise nor religious, but highly
expressive of my torture of body and mind. And then I was digging among
the toughest and vilest roots in the world, some of which I thought I
should never get through; for I had not remembered to provide myself
with an axe, and I was afraid to go home for one, lest some evil
accident or discovery might rob me of the expected treasure.
Accordingly, I had to do with a tougher piece of labour than I had ever
undertaken before in my whole life; and I reckon I worked a full hour
and a half, before I had got the hole I was excavating as deep as I
supposed would be necessary. I succeeded at last, however, in throwing
out so much earth, that when I measured the depth of the pit with my
spade, I found the handle just on a level with the surface of the
ground.
But I was not so near the treasure as I supposed; I struck my mattock
into the clay, scarce doubting that I should hear the ring of the iron
coffin. Instead of reaching that, however, I struck a great stone, and
with a force that made the mattock-helve fly out of my hands to my
chin, which it saluted with a vigour that set all my teeth to rattling,
knocking me down into the bargain.
Having recovered from the effects of this blow, I fell to work again,
thumping and delving until I had excavated to the depth of at least
five feet. My heart began to fail me, as well as my strength, as I got
so deep into the earth without finding the gold; for I began to fear
lest my dreams had, after all, deceived me. In my agitation of mind, I
handled my tools so blindly, that I succeeded in lodging my mattock,
which was aimed furiously at a root, among the toes of my right foot;
and the pain was so horribly acute, that I leaped howling out of the
pit, and sinking down upon the grass, fell straightway into a trance.
CHAPTER XV.
IN WHICH SHEPPARD LEE FINDS HIMSELF IN A QUANDARY WHICH THE READER WILL
ALLOW TO BE THE MOST WONDERFUL AND LAMENTABLE EVER KNOWN TO A HUMAN
BEING.
When I awoke from this trance, it was almost daybreak.
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