Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
At this answer my friend Jack Tickle threw himself upon the bed, where
he rolled over and over, until his coat was covered with down and
feathers, which cooled his transports a little.
"I see," said he, "I see! It was the last of the family; for hatters'
tick was exhausted! Right, Dawky; in such straits of credit, I think I
should have jumped after mine! Who would not fight, roast, or drown,
for his hat, when it was the last decent one he ever expected to
have on his head? I am glad _this_ was the cause: it makes me think
better of you. I thought, like the rest, it was on account of your
disappointment from the adorable Betty--"
"The devil take Betty!" said I, but without well knowing why.
"He _has!_" cried Jack, uproariously; "at least a _poor_ devil has.
She has thrown away her seventy thousand upon a fellow no more to be
compared with you than a tame goose with a wild one: and instead of
spending it like a man, the rascal will buy stocks, and save it. I
say, Dawky, you must have been surprised at her conduct--as we all
were;--really, we thought you had her; and there was no one more
certain than the fair Miss Smith."
"The devil take the fair Miss Smith!" said I.
"He will," said Tickle, shaking his head and laughing; "or, if _he_
don't, I don't know who will; for it is a clear matter--dad's done up
entirely, and they say the sheriff is already making an inventory of
his chattels. A great pity, Dawky; for, if she had but money, Miss
Smith would be certainly an angel incarnate--a nymph, a houri--the
finest woman in town. I say, Dawky, I think she almost had you!"
CHAPTER III.
IN WHICH SHEPPARD LEE IS PREPARED FOR THE BRILLIANT DESTINY THAT AWAITS
HIM.
There were many things in the conversation of my friend Tickle which I
did not exactly comprehend, though I had a vague, confused appreciation
of all, and afterward understood him well enough. The fact is, I was
in the same difficulty which had beset me when scarce warm in the body
of Mr. Higginson, that is, a confusion of characters, propensities,
and associations, only that the last were imperfect, as if my memory
had suddenly given way; and besides, the difficulty was in both cases
increased by the feeling of amazement with which, for several hours,
when properly conscious of it, I pondered over the marvel of my
transformation. How such a thing could happen, or had happened, I knew
no more than the man in the moon: it was a new thing in the history of
man, and there was nothing in philosophy (at least, such philosophy as
I had at that time) to explain it. I had certainly done nothing, on my
part, in either case, to effect a change, save merely wishing it; and
it seemed to me that I possessed a power, never before known to a human
being, of transferring my spirit from body to body, whenever I willed,
at least, under certain circumstances. But on this subject I will have
more to say hereafter.
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