Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
Happen how and by what means it might, it was certain a transfer _had_
taken place; and that I was no longer the poor miserable John H.
Higginson, with the gout and a scolding wife; the conception and full
consciousness of which were so rapturous, that I suddenly bounded on
my feet, and danced about like a madman, now running to the glass to
admire my youthful and elegant appearance, and now flinging my arms
round the neck of my friend, and hugging him twenty times over.
The conversation that passed between us was exceedingly joyous and
varied; though, as I said before, I had but an imperfect understanding
of many things Tickle said; for which reason I will record no more of
his expressions, lest they should confuse the reader's mind, as they
did mine. Some things, however, I gathered from him in relation to my
catastrophe and resuscitation which are proper to be told.
It seems that when I--that is, John H. Higginson--wished I were, or
might be, the defunct, Dulmer Dawkins, I fell down under a sudden
stroke of apoplexy, which was supposed to be caused by my exertions
to rescue the unfortunate beau; and, indeed, I saw in the first
newspaper I looked into, upon getting to Philadelphia afterward, a
long account of my demise, with a highly eulogistic and affecting
account of my heroism in sacrificing my life for another's; for, as
the paragraph stated, I was of a full and plethoric habit, strongly
inclined to apoplexy, of which I was aware myself, as well as of the
danger of over exertion; and therefore my act was the more truly
heroic. The paper was of a highly democratic character, and the notice
was closed by a ferocious warning to the young bug of aristocracy
(meaning the elegant and fashionable. I. Dulmer Dawkins), "to remember,
when wasting his trivial existence in that heartless society, whose
pleasures were obtained at the expense of their worthier, though poorer
fellow-creatures, that the preservation of it had cost the nation one
of its most excellent citizens, and the world a virtuous man and pure
patriot:"--by which I understood that John H. Higginson was of the
democratic party; although that was a circumstance of which the gout
and my wife had kept me ignorant, as long as I lived in his body.
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