French fiction -- Translations into English; Short stories, French -- Translations into English
Life was difficult with the men who were about us. There were
twenty-one in our sleeping quarters. At my left slept my friend, the
painter; on my right, a great devil of a trumpeter, with face pocked
like a sewing thimble and yellow as a glass of bile. He combined two
professions, that of cobbler by day and a procurer of girls by night.
He was, in other respects, a comical fellow who frisked about on his
hands, or on his head, telling you in the most naïve way in the world
the manner in which he expedited at the toe of his boot the work of his
menials, or intoned in a touching voice sentimental songs:
"I have cherished in my sorrow--ow
But the friendship of a swallow--ow."
I conquered his good graces by giving him twenty sous to buy a liter
of wine with, and we did well in not being on bad terms with him, for
the rest of our quarters--composed in part of attorneys of the Rue
Maubuée--were well disposed to pick a quarrel with us.
One night, among others, the 15th of August, Francis Emonot threatened
to box the ears of two men who had taken his towel. There was a
formidable hubbub in the dormitory. Insults rained, we were treated
to "roule-en-coule et de duchesses." Being two against nineteen, we
were in a fair way of getting a regular drubbing, when the bugler
interfered, took aside the most desperate and coaxed them into giving
up the stolen object. To celebrate the reconciliation which followed
this scene, Francis and I contributed three francs each, and it was
arranged that the bugler with the aid of his comrades should try to
slip out of the hospital and bring back some meat and wine.
The light had disappeared from the major's window, the druggist at last
extinguished his, we climb over the thicket, examine our surroundings,
caution the men who are gliding along the walls, not to encounter the
sentinels on the way, mount on one another's shoulders and jump off
into the field. An hour later they came back laden with victuals; they
pass them over and reenter the dormitory with us; we suppress the two
night lamps, light candle-ends stuck on the floor, and around my bed
in our shirts we form a circle. We had absorbed three or four liters
of wine and cut up the best part of a leg of mutton, when a great
clattering of shoes is heard; I blow out the candle stubs, by the grace
of my shoe, and every one escapes under the beds. The door opens; the
major appears, heaves a formidable "Good Heavens!" stumbles in the
darkness, goes out and comes back with a lantern and the inevitable
train of nurses. I profit by the moment to disperse the remains of
the feast; the major crosses the dormitory at a quick step, swearing,
threatening to take us all into custody and to put us in stocks.
We are convulsed with laughter under our coverings; a trumpet-flourish
blazes from the other side of the dormitory. The major puts us all
under diet; then he goes out, warning us that we shall know in a few
minutes what metal he is made of.
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