French fiction -- Translations into English; Short stories, French -- Translations into English
Accordingly, on the morrow, when vespers had been said, Tistet Védène
made his entrance into the courtyard of the papal palace. All the high
clergy were there--the cardinals in red robes, the advocate of the
devil in black velvet, the convent abbés with their little mitres, the
church-wardens of the Saint-Agrico, the violet hoods of the members
of the household, the lesser clergy also, the papal soldiers in full
uniform, the three brotherhoods of penitents, the hermits from Mount
Ventoux with their ferocious eyes and the little clerk who walks behind
them carrying the bell, the Flagellant Brothers, naked to the waist,
the blond sacristans in robes like judges--all, all, down to those who
pass the holy water, and he who lights and he who extinguishes the
candles--not one was missing. Ah! That was a beautiful installation,
with bells, fireworks, sunlight, music, and, as always, those mad
tambourine players who led the dance down by the Avignon Bridge.
When Védène appeared in the midst of the assemblage, his imposing
deportment and fine appearance called forth a murmur of approbation. He
was a magnificent Provençal of the blond type, with long hair curled
at the ends and a small unruly beard which resembled the shavings of
fine metal from the graving tool of his father, the carver of gold. The
report was current that the fingers of Queen Joanna had now and then
toyed with that blond beard; and the Sire de Védène had in truth the
haughty air and the absent look of those whom queens have loved. That
day, to do honor to his nation, he had replaced his Neapolitan garb by
a jacket bordered with color-of-rose, in the Provençal fashion, and in
his hood trembled a great plume of the Camargue ibis.
As soon as he had entered, the first mustard-bearer bowed with a
gallant air, and directed his steps toward the grand dais, where the
Pope awaited him in order to deliver to him the insignia of his office:
the yellow wooden spoon and the saffron-colored coat. The mule was at
the foot of the staircase, all caparisoned and ready to depart for the
vineyard. When he passed her, Tistet Védène had a pleasant smile and
paused to give her two or three friendly pats upon the back, looking
out of the corner of his eye to see if the Pope noticed him. The
situation was admirable. The mule let fly:
“There! You are trapped, bandit! For seven years I have saved that for
you!”
And she let loose a kick so terrible, so terrible that at Pampérigouste
itself one could see the smoke: a cloud of blond smoke in which
fluttered an ibis plume--all that was left of the ill-fated Tistet
Védène.
Mules’ kicks are not ordinarily so appalling; but then this was a papal
mule; and besides, think of it! she had saved it up for seven years.
There is no finer example of an ecclesiastical grudge.
FOOTNOTES:
[11] The County of Avignon.
PROSPER MÉRIMÉE, IMPERSONAL ANALYST
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