French fiction -- Translations into English; Short stories, French -- Translations into English
Seven years passed thus; then at the end of those seven years Tistet
Védène returned from the Court of Naples. His time there was not at an
end; but he had learned that the Pope’s chief mustard-bearer had died
suddenly at Avignon, and, since the post suited him well, he had come
in great haste in order to apply for it.
When that intriguer of a Védène entered into the great hall of the
palace, the Holy Father had difficulty in recognizing him, so tall had
he grown, and stout of body. It must be said, too, that the worthy Pope
had grown old and could no longer see well without spectacles.
Tistet was not frightened.
“What, Holy Father, you do not remember me any more? It is I, Tistet
Védène!”
“Védène?”
“Why, yes, you know very well--the one who used to carry the wine _à
la Française_ to your mule.”
“Oh--yes--yes--I remember. A good little fellow, that Tistet Védène!
And now, what is it that he wants of us?”
“Oh, a very little thing, Holy Father. I came to ask you--by the way,
do you still have your mule? And is she well? Ah, so much the better! I
came to ask of you the post of the chief mustard-bearer, who has just
died.”
“First mustard-bearer, you! Why, you are too young. How old are you,
then?”
“Twenty years two months, illustrious Pontiff, just five years older
than your mule. Ah! that excellent creature! If you only knew how I
loved that mule! How I languished for her in Italy! Are you not going
to let me see her?”
“Yes, my child, you shall see her,” said the good Pope, deeply moved.
“And since you loved her so much, that excellent animal, I do not wish
you to live apart from her. From this day, I attach you to my person as
chief mustard-bearer. My cardinals will raise an outcry, but so much
the worse! I am used to it. Come to meet us tomorrow as we return from
vespers, we will deliver to you the insignia of your office in the
presence of our chapter, and then--I will take you to see the mule, and
you shall come to the vineyard with us two--ha! ha! Go along, now!”
If Tistet Védène was content upon leaving the grand hall, I need not
tell you with what impatience he awaited the ceremony of the next day.
Meanwhile, they had some one in the palace who was still more happy
and more impatient than he: it was the mule. From the time of Védène’s
return, until vespers on the following day, the terrible creature did
not cease cramming herself with oats and kicking at the wall with her
hind feet. She too was preparing herself for the ceremony.
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