Humorous stories, American; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
With that I starts down towards 34th-st to see if it was really so
about Hank Merrity; for the last glimpse I got of him he was out in
Colorado, wearin' spurs and fringed buckskin pants, and lookin' to be
as much of a fixture there as Pike's Peak.
It was while I was trainin' for one of my big matches, that I met up
with Hank. We'd picked out Bedelia for a camp. You've heard of
Bedelia? No? Then you ought to study the map. Anyway, if you'd been
followin' the sportin' news reg'lar a few years back, you'd remember.
There was a few days about that time when more press despatches was
filed from Bedelia than from Washington. And the pictures that was
sent east; "Shorty Ropin' Steers"--"Mr. McCabe Swingin' a Bronco by the
Tail," and all such truck. You know the kind of stuff them newspaper
artists strains their imaginations on.
Course, I was too busy to bother about what they did to me, and didn't
care, anyway. But it was different with Hank. Oh, they got him too!
You see, he had a ranch about four miles north of our camp, and one of
my reg'lar forenoon stunts was to gallop up there, take a big swig of
mountain spring water--better'n anything you can buy in bottles--chin a
few minutes with Hank and the boys, and then dog trot it back.
That was how the boss of Merrity's ranch came to get his picture in the
sportin' page alongside of a diagram of the four different ways I had
of peelin' a boiled potato. Them was the times when I took my exercise
with a sportin' editor hangin' to each elbow, and fellows with drawin'
pads squattin' all over the place. Just for a josh I lugged one of the
papers that had a picture of Hank up to the ranch, expectin' when he
saw it, he'd want to buckle on his guns and start down after the gent
that did it.
You couldn't have blamed him much if he had; for Hank's features wa'n't
cut on what you might call classic lines. He looked more like a copy
of an old master that had been done by a sign painter on the side of a
barn. Not that he was so mortal homely, but his colour scheme was kind
of surprisin'. His complexion was a shade or two lighter than a new
saddle, except his neck, which was a flannel red, with lovely brown
speckles on it; and his eyes was sort of buttermilk blue, with eyebrows
that you had to guess at. His chief decoration though, was a lip
whisker that was a marvel--one of these ginger coloured droopers that
took root way down below his mouth corners and looked like it was there
to stay.
But up on the ranch and down in Bedelia I never heard anyone pass
remarks on Hank Merrity's looks. He wa'n't no bad man either, but as
mild and gentle a beef raiser as you'd want to see. He seemed to be
quite a star among the cow punchers, and after I'd got used to his
peculiar style of beauty I kind of took to him, too.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account