Sketches by Boz, Illustrative of Every-Day Life and Every-Day PeopleDickens, Charles
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Sketches by Boz, Illustrative of Every-Day Life and Every-Day People
Dickens, Charles
London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
The first five minutes were occupied in taking the shawls off the
little girls, and adjusting the bows which ornamented their hair; then
it was providentially discovered that one of the little boys was seated
behind a pillar and could not see, so the governess was stuck behind
the pillar, and the boy lifted into her place. Then pa drilled the
boys, and directed the stowing away of their pocket-handkerchiefs, and
ma having first nodded and winked to the governess to pull the girls’
frocks a little more off their shoulders, stood up to review the little
troop—an inspection which appeared to terminate much to her own
satisfaction, for she looked with a complacent air at pa, who was
standing up at the further end of the seat. Pa returned the glance, and
blew his nose very emphatically; and the poor governess peeped out from
behind the pillar, and timidly tried to catch ma’s eye, with a look
expressive of her high admiration of the whole family. Then two of the
little boys who had been discussing the point whether Astley’s was more
than twice as large as Drury Lane, agreed to refer it to ‘George’ for
his decision; at which ‘George,’ who was no other than the young
gentleman before noticed, waxed indignant, and remonstrated in no very
gentle terms on the gross impropriety of having his name repeated in so
loud a voice at a public place, on which all the children laughed very
heartily, and one of the little boys wound up by expressing his
opinion, that ‘George began to think himself quite a man now,’
whereupon both pa and ma laughed too; and George (who carried a dress
cane and was cultivating whiskers) muttered that ‘William always was
encouraged in his impertinence;’ and assumed a look of profound
contempt, which lasted the whole evening.
The play began, and the interest of the little boys knew no bounds. Pa
was clearly interested too, although he very unsuccessfully endeavoured
to look as if he wasn’t. As for ma, she was perfectly overcome by the
drollery of the principal comedian, and laughed till every one of the
immense bows on her ample cap trembled, at which the governess peeped
out from behind the pillar again, and whenever she could catch ma’s
eye, put her handkerchief to her mouth, and appeared, as in duty bound,
to be in convulsions of laughter also. Then when the man in the
splendid armour vowed to rescue the lady or perish in the attempt, the
little boys applauded vehemently, especially one little fellow who was
apparently on a visit to the family, and had been carrying on a child’s
flirtation, the whole evening, with a small coquette of twelve years
old, who looked like a model of her mamma on a reduced scale; and who,
in common with the other little girls (who generally speaking have even
more coquettishness about them than much older ones), looked very
properly shocked, when the knight’s squire kissed the princess’s
confidential chambermaid.
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