Clerks -- Fiction; Married people -- Fiction; Suits (Clothing) -- Fiction
The first morning Skinner wore his new suit to business, he left the
house for the depot with head erect. He did n't give a rap whether
Colby saw him or not. But good luck always attends the indifferent in
spirit. Colby's car flashed by and the multi-millionaire nodded
genially to the "cage man," which elated the latter, for he liked
Colby--felt that in a way he was a man after his own heart. But
Skinner was too wise to attempt to force himself on the magnate. If
there were to be any further cultivation of mutual acquaintance, he
resolved to let Colby take the initiative. He would wait.
As Skinner entered the office of McLaughlin & Perkins, Inc., conscious
of his new clothes and suffering somewhat from stage fright, he sensed
something in the air of the great room that was devoted to the
fluttering femininity of the concern, something humorous. But as he
was a man of authority there, there was no outward manifestation of the
same. The messenger boys from outside, however, were not subject to
the rules of McLaughlin & Perkins, Inc.
"Gee," Skinner heard Mickey, the "littlest," whisper to Jimmy of the
Postal, "pipe de new glad rags on de cage man!"
And Postal, duly impressed, admonished, "You better not burn any wood
in here now 'cause he'll git after you." Then, in a whisper, "He never
did before 'cause he never had any breeches on an' he did n't dare to
run out."
"How do you know dat?"
"You never seen him below de middle of his vest, did you?"
"From down here, lookin' up, wid dat winder in de way, I never seen him
much below his collar," whispered Mickey, the "littlest."
"Well, den, you never knew whether he had breeches on or not," pursued
the young logician.
Skinner's lips trembled as he overheard, but he took no official
notice. Instead, he frowned hard at his cash-book. But when the boys
had gone, he turned his face away from the fluttering femininity in the
big room and his form shook with emotion.
After a bit, he took out his little book and wrote:--
_Dress-Suit Account_
_Debit_ _Credit_
The best laugh I ever
had--in this or any of my
previous existences.
Later in the day, Skinner crossed to the office of Ransome & Company,
on a matter of business for the firm. There was no one there when he
entered but the office boy. But the youngster, from force of habit,
when he saw Skinner, the acquiescent one, said, "Mr. Ransome's very
busy this morning."
"So am _I_ very busy," Skinner jerked out. "Just tell him I'm here."
The boy looked at Skinner in surprise, then without a word shambled
into the inside office. Presently, a tall, pompous man entered and
looked about for somebody to take his name to Ransome. As the boy
emerged from the private office, he caught sight of this gentleman and
darted back. In a few moments he returned and spoke to Skinner.
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