Clerks -- Fiction; Married people -- Fiction; Suits (Clothing) -- Fiction
"Mr. Ransome'll see _you_ just as soon as he's finished with this
gentleman," indicating the pompous one.
But the new business clothes had knocked all the acquiescence out of
Skinner. In their spic-and-spanness they fairly shrieked for respect.
"See here, boy," Skinner exclaimed angrily, "you tell Mr. Ransome that
I was here before this gentleman and that I want him to see me now or
not at all!"
"But--"
"Go!" said Skinner. "My firm is important if I'm not," he muttered as
the boy disappeared.
And as Ransome was seller to, instead of a buyer from, McLaughlin &
Perkins, Inc., he came out immediately, rubbing his hands.
"Why, Mr. Skinner, I did n't know you were in a hurry."
"Personally, I'm not," replied Skinner, "but my firm's time is
valuable."
"Of course--of course--come right in."
When he got back to his cage, Skinner jotted down in his little book:--
_Dress-Suit Account_
_Debit_ _Credit_
One victory over detested
office boy! Good moral effect.
Shan't waste any more time
hereafter just to accommodate
pompous individuals!
"Say, Mac," said Perkins at luncheon, "did you notice our Skinner's
brand-new attire?"
"Yes, Perk," said the senior partner, "and I 'm mighty glad of it. I
was always ashamed of him--the way he dressed."
CHAPTER VII
SKINNER AND THE "GOLD BUGS"
A new and unforseen, but perfectly logical, development from the
purchase of the new business suit awaited Skinner a few days later. It
came about in this way. He was making his customary heel-and-toe
sprint for the depot when Stephen Colby came bowling along in his 60
H.P. That gentleman nodded to Skinner, pulled up, and took him in.
"You're late," he said genially.
"I am, by Jove, and thank you for the lift," said Skinner.
"I've been wanting to tell you a story," said Colby. "I had it on my
list the other night, but somehow I did n't get to it. You know, you
can't always follow the list you make out. Stories have got to be
apropos of something somebody else says, so my list always gets mixed
up and I miss telling some of the best ones."
It was one of the multi-millionaire's pleasures to regale his friends
with anecdotal matter of his own experience. But before he had
finished this particular story, they had reached the depot. The train
had already pulled in and Colby, still talking, led the way into the
Pullman. Skinner hesitated on the threshold of that unaccustomed
domain, but he felt that the magnate expected him to go in with him,
and he followed.
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