Clerks -- Fiction; Married people -- Fiction; Suits (Clothing) -- Fiction
In the "cage man" Colby found a fresh audience. All the way into town
he talked about his past efforts, from the time he slept under the
grocery-store counter until he reached the Presidency of the Steel
Company, and Skinner, fascinated and sympathetic, "listened" his way
into the magnate's esteem.
Quite a number of the other "gold bugs"--as Skinner had dubbed
them--whom he had seen at the Crawford affair were in the Pullman.
They nodded to Skinner in a cordial way, which put him at once at his
ease, and he soon felt quite as much at home in the Pullman as he had
in the smoker.
That night he told Honey all about it.
"It only costs twenty-five cents extra," he said apologetically.
"That's nothing. I'm glad you did it, Dearie. You must do it every
day."
"Very well," said Skinner.
A few days later Skinner said to Honey, as he stretched his long legs
under the table and sipped his second demi-tasse, "Well, Honey, I've
joined the Pullman Club for keeps. It only costs a dollar and a half a
week."
"It's well worth the money," said Honey.
Skinner regarded his beautiful little wife through half-closed eyes.
He was puzzled. What curious change had been wrought in this
exponent--this almost symbol--of thrift that she should actually
encourage him in the pursuit of the ruinous course into which he'd been
thrust by the wonderful dress suit! He said nothing, but he jotted
down in his little book:--
_Dress-Suit Account_
_Debit_ _Credit_
To operating expenses:
$1.50 a week.
The trip into town in the Pullman each day was a social event with
Skinner. He looked forward to it and what he learned was each night a
subject of gossip at the dinner table.
"It's a regular 'joy ride' and I'm getting all kinds of good out of
it," said he enthusiastically one evening. "By Jove, clothes are a
good commercial proposition."
"Don't talk about the commercial side of it, Dearie. Tell me about the
'gold bugs.'"
"They're wonderful fellows," said Skinner, with the air of a man who
had always been accustomed to traveling with such people and was now
unbending to confide familiar items of special interest to some
unsophisticated listener. "You'd find them fascinating."
"They 're just like other men, are n't they?"
Skinner rather pitied her inexperience. "No, they're not. They're
just like great, big boys. The most natural talkers in the
world--simple, direct, clear."
"Do you ever talk?"
This question brought Skinner back to earth again. He was just Dearie
now.
"_Do_ I? Say, Honey, I've been isolated in that cage of mine so long
that I thought I'd forgotten how to talk. But you'd be surprised to
hear me--right in with the rest of them!"
"But you can't talk big things, Dearie, like them. You don't _know_
big things."
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