United States -- History, Military; United States. Army -- History
The Indians could have overwhelmed the rest of the force, but feeling
they had taught the white man a lesson in fair play, they drew off. But
the ones who bore the brunt of the punishment by paying the extreme
penalty, were innocent soldiers, who had had nothing to do with the
cause of the fight. The instigators were walking the eastern streets
crying for an investigation. And how the affair was investigated! After
reams of testimony had been taken down, and much money expended, it was
found that we had sent a pigmy out barehanded to fight a giant. The
result? True to form.
Would we have been a little more decent, had we spent more on soldiers
beforehand and less on testimony afterward? If we had, it’s quite
possible we wouldn’t have needed the testimony. For it’s an accepted
fact that had we had ten thousand trained men for the Sioux alone,
placed in some conspicuous spot, the Custer fight would never have
been. The Indian would have been too wary. He always was. And many
another fight would not have taken place, as we’ll see. Going back
over the true events of these times, are we made to wonder whether we
really do care about human life? We talk a lot about it. Is it another
starched sham?
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MORE FIDDLING
Abraham Lincoln one afternoon sat listening to the members of a
committee arguing. The next day he heard them arguing _more_ without
arriving anywhere. In a pause, he said, “I am reminded of old Zeke
Williams out in my home town. Zeke was the finest rifle shot with his
Brown Bess in those parts. One day he took his young son out hunting
with him. They approached a tree. Said Zeke, ‘Boy, shake that ’ar tree.
They’s a squirrel in it.’ The lad shook the tree, the father blazed
away, but nothing happened. Said Zeke, ‘Shake that ’ar tree agin.’ The
boy obeyed. The father blazed away and _still_ nothing happened. The
father brought his gun down from his shoulder and almost wept as he
said, ‘I must be gettin’ old. I can’t hit ’em no more.’ The son was
very sorry for his father. So he went and looked the tree all over.
Seeing no sign of a squirrel, he came over to his father and gazed
intently into the old man’s face. ‘Why pap,’ exclaimed the boy, ‘That
’ar ain’t no squirrel in the tree. That ’ar a _louse_ on your eyebrow’.”
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