Some Roundabout PapersThackeray, William Makepeace
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Some Roundabout Papers
Thackeray, William Makepeace
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WE who lived before railways, and survive out of the ancient world, are
like Father Noah and his family out of the Ark. The children will gather
round and say to us patriarchs, “Tell us, grandpapa, about the old
world.” And we shall mumble our old stories; and we shall drop off one
by one; and there will be fewer and fewer of us, and these very old and
feeble. There will be but ten præ-railroadites left: then three—then
two—then one—then 0! If the hippopotamus had the least sensibility (of
which I cannot trace any signs either in his hide or his face), I think
he would go down to the bottom of his tank, and never come up again.
Does he not see that he belongs to bygone ages, and that his great
hulking barrel of a body is out of place in these times? What has he in
common with the brisk young life surrounding him? In the watches of the
night, when the keepers are asleep, when the birds are on one leg, when
even the little armadillo is quiet, and the monkeys have ceased their
chatter, he—I mean the hippopotamus—and the elephant, and the long-necked
giraffe, perhaps may lay their heads together and have a colloquy about
the great silent antediluvian world which they remember, where mighty
monsters floundered through the ooze, crocodiles basked on the banks, and
dragons darted out of the caves and waters before men were made to slay
them. We who lived before railways are antediluvians—we must pass away.
We are growing scarcer every day; and old—old—very old relicts of the
times when George was still fighting the Dragon.
Not long since, a company of horseriders paid a visit to our
watering-place. We went to see them, and I bethought me that young
Walter Juvenis, who was in the place, might like also to witness the
performance. A pantomime is not always amusing to persons who have
attained a certain age; but a boy at a pantomime is always amused and
amusing, and to see his pleasure is good for most hypochondriacs.
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